You can’t spell abacus without “anus”

Screenshot reading "It’s unclear what kind of investigation it needs to perform, given that Fulnecky’s 650-word essay is available for us to read and has all the textual depth of a discounted “He Is Risen” throw pillow at Hobby Lobby."

wrote about the recent national controversy at my alma mater johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/samantha-f...

Atlantic article (Trumps deportation goals are unrealistic) with the text above These are the least serious people in the world

These are the least serious people in the world

Honestly I think if this place was actually irrelevant we wouldn’t have to deal with the same freaking editorial every week for an entire year and a half

Wrong year AND date, impressive!

Two panel moment from live action Scooby Doo movie. Top panel has Daphne (Sarah Michelle Gellar) saying "I'm looking for clues." Bottom panel has voodoo maestro (Miguel a. Núñez Jr.) responding "Here's a clue: purple is a fall color. Its the middle of may!"

It's that time of year

Yeah in 2028 🤞

This brand also has high protein poptart riffs that are shocking good and entirely artificial

They are just disappearing people off the street. Having a hard time thinking about literally anything else.

The ruling class is TERRIFIED of the working class uniting.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS motion to HALT deportation under rarely invoked Alien Enemies Act of 1798. “A TRO is appropriate for the class members to prevent the removal of the class.”

WOW. Planes in air must turn around.

A huge win @democracyforward.org and @aclu.org.

you are loved, we will win

I think my general take on today is that I follow and talk about way too much news so I’m pretty informed about what’s happening and will happen so I’m happy just saying “well this fucking sucks” and not driving myself crazy watching the pageantry of it all

Headline: UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged some cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%

No Angel

we're talking about jury nullification in one of my classes this week and when you start typing it into a search bar now about five down is "jury nullification luigi"

Best things I found this weekend:

Weird ad. Take A Drink of Olive At Night... This Is What Happens

Take A Drink of Olive At Night...
This Is What Happens

Cord Jefferson, quitting Instagram, sums many things up:

“I don’t need Instagram to be a haven for free speech for the same reason I don’t need a Jamba Juice or a Hooters to be a haven for free speech.”

that is not what rawdogging is

I'm a little sick haha
Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy

everything is Dead Internet now

this image is from 2002

Was not particularly interested in seeing Wicked, and then my wife gave it a Media Studies framing and said it’s actually about how a gullible and ill-informed public is easy to manipulate with misinformation and I was all in, great movie, 10/10 so far.