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Bryan

@eclipzen.bsky.social

Nérd Lawfully wedded @zoralla.bsky.social simp Minneapolis MN / Kalispell MT

125 Followers  |  596 Following  |  78 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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Did you forget to run the numbers on those TPS reports again?

24.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a brown and white corgi puppy is sitting on a wooden floor with the word awooooooo on the bottom ALT: a brown and white corgi puppy is sitting on a wooden floor with the word awooooooo on the bottom

I’ll always be here in the phone my love! And home soon!

06.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rockzz is a great editor, human, and is pretty funny. If you want video editing I would recommend. 6/5 would be edited by rockz again.

02.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hell yes! That was the correct answer. Love that song so much.

29.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmm 19 minutes... Count of Tuscany? Shadow Man Incident? A View from the Top of the World? You will be judged.

29.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers 
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

25.01.2026 21:33 — 👍 13328    🔁 5464    💬 25    📌 60

The first Minnesota murder, they refused to let a medical professional help the woman they shot. The second Minnesota murder, they simply shot the medical professional.

24.01.2026 22:03 — 👍 9982    🔁 2522    💬 80    📌 45
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in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

24.01.2026 00:38 — 👍 50084    🔁 14421    💬 970    📌 853

We won’t be yee’in our last haw!

19.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DHS Is Lying To You About ICE Shooting a Woman At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

At least four videos show what really happened when ICE shot a woman in Minneapolis on Wednesday. DHS has established itself as an agency that cannot be trusted to live in or present reality.

07.01.2026 22:30 — 👍 3293    🔁 1129    💬 46    📌 33

Hi Not Sober. I hope you have a wonderful evening!

01.01.2026 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The greatest Christmas movie ever, Muppet Christmas Carol playing on a TV with my Christmas haul featuring a Tombstone movie poster and the Lego USS Enterprise.

The greatest Christmas movie ever, Muppet Christmas Carol playing on a TV with my Christmas haul featuring a Tombstone movie poster and the Lego USS Enterprise.

Hey it’s Christmas. Happy holidays y’all.

25.12.2025 18:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I always loved coming back to the game and you were right next to me. 🥰

17.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aww dats me! I love you toooooo!

20.11.2025 23:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🦶

21.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Omg me too maybe I’ll see you!

19.10.2025 00:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know…. (I do know) he miiiiight…. (He will)

07.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Do you want to go to breakfast tomorrow?

17.09.2025 04:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a yellow minion wearing red boxing gloves is in a boxing ring . ALT: a yellow minion wearing red boxing gloves is in a boxing ring .
15.09.2025 18:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😍😍😍😍

04.09.2025 21:50 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it wasn’t for this post it never would have started downloading. 🫡

04.09.2025 14:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Does uh… it say flaming peg burger below the red sign?

25.08.2025 15:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.08.2025 22:34 — 👍 38    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with blonde hair is wearing a denim vest and says hey girl . ALT: a man with blonde hair is wearing a denim vest and says hey girl .
22.08.2025 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hahaha yes it is!

22.08.2025 02:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mustache says nature is amazing in a store ALT: a man with a mustache says nature is amazing in a store

FYI I didn't kill a single monster while you were watching. We captured all of them! We took a few scales, teeth, claws, and released them back into the wild!

18.08.2025 03:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with a beard says well that 's true in a video game ALT: a man with a beard says well that 's true in a video game
17.08.2025 03:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Big chicken in a big bed

Big chicken in a big bed

Waffle approves of new bed

04.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers . ALT: a black and white skunk is standing in a field of flowers .
28.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy (dating) anniversary to my amazing wife @witchsocks.bsky.social. Life and all of its challenges are so much easier with you as my partner these last six years. You are the most kind, generous person I’ve ever known and being around you has made me a better person. I love you!

19.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0