Bryan @eclipzen - Bluesky Profile

Big chicken in a big bed

Waffle approves of new bed

04.08.2025 02:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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28.07.2025 02:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy (dating) anniversary to my amazing wife @witchsocks.bsky.social. Life and all of its challenges are so much easier with you as my partner these last six years. You are the most kind, generous person I’ve ever known and being around you has made me a better person. I love you!

19.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Human Man.

18.07.2025 20:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goodnight I love you 😍🥰😘

12.07.2025 04:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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05.07.2025 17:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I know they say never meet your heroes... but I need to shake his hand.

29.06.2025 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was on the edge of my seat. And I was laying down so you know it was intense!

28.06.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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24.06.2025 02:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What if we weren’t watching because he was playing Hitman and then tuned in for ESO?

19.06.2025 19:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was at a concert and a couple friends and I were standing in a hallway, and Kris Humphries walked by looking lost. Then he walked by like two more times. Thrilling stuff.

13.06.2025 14:11 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"she's meechee" "who?" "the zendaya reading this"

13.06.2025 13:56 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I have achieved enlightenment. Since you can freely remap the switch 2 controls I can sit in my recliner and play Final Fantasy pixel remasters with one hand and pet my dogs with the other.

12.06.2025 19:39 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss this show so damn much!

12.06.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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06.06.2025 16:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those songs still slap.

03.06.2025 02:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Strangest damn thing... I could actually feel the air getting less stinky. 🤔

02.06.2025 01:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Deadpan monotone voice ala Nancy Drew NPC: Wa-hoo.

01.06.2025 22:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Them when they get you :(

27.05.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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25.05.2025 04:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Zora of the Bluesky… I look forward to your wisdom.

23.05.2025 03:53 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hazmat suits should be provided for any sort of child related work.

20.05.2025 23:03 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wowowowowowowwow owowow

17.05.2025 05:36 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'd open up a jar of that 😉

10.05.2025 04:04 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

YOU GOT THIS! Whatever "this" might be at any given moment, I know you got it!

06.05.2025 02:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hey! I make sure it’s at least room temperature in the middle! 😡

05.05.2025 15:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Polish My Spear 4K 120fps!

30.04.2025 14:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you have a basement we can hide in for the next… four years or more?

29.04.2025 14:49 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

whichgamesdoyouwanttoplayihaveallthegamesyouwanttopickyouwantmetopickwhatgamesareweplayingareweplayingrightnow!? 😍

28.04.2025 00:26 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I got a backup from Walmart if you play your cards right. 😏

24.04.2025 04:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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