Bryan

Omg me too maybe I’ll see you!

I don’t know…. (I do know) he miiiiight…. (He will)

Do you want to go to breakfast tomorrow?

😍😍😍😍

If it wasn’t for this post it never would have started downloading. 🫡

Does uh… it say flaming peg burger below the red sign?

Hahaha yes it is!

a man with a mustache says nature is amazing in a store ALT: a man with a mustache says nature is amazing in a store

FYI I didn't kill a single monster while you were watching. We captured all of them! We took a few scales, teeth, claws, and released them back into the wild!

Big chicken in a big bed

Waffle approves of new bed

Happy (dating) anniversary to my amazing wife @witchsocks.bsky.social. Life and all of its challenges are so much easier with you as my partner these last six years. You are the most kind, generous person I’ve ever known and being around you has made me a better person. I love you!

Human Man.

Goodnight I love you 😍🥰😘

I know they say never meet your heroes... but I need to shake his hand.

I was on the edge of my seat. And I was laying down so you know it was intense!

What if we weren’t watching because he was playing Hitman and then tuned in for ESO?

I was at a concert and a couple friends and I were standing in a hallway, and Kris Humphries walked by looking lost. Then he walked by like two more times. Thrilling stuff.

"she's meechee" "who?" "the zendaya reading this"

I have achieved enlightenment. Since you can freely remap the switch 2 controls I can sit in my recliner and play Final Fantasy pixel remasters with one hand and pet my dogs with the other.

I miss this show so damn much!

Those songs still slap.

Strangest damn thing... I could actually feel the air getting less stinky. 🤔

Deadpan monotone voice ala Nancy Drew NPC: Wa-hoo.