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it's a modest rhetorical improvement on their first draft, "Did Uppity Bitches Ruin the Workplace?"

07.11.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@elizas.website is this you

01.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

still have mine!

20.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm a poor judge of fame when it comes to poetry, but Maggie Smith's "Good Bones" (2016) is a favorite here.

09.09.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hey @nytimes.com, when you said "criminals" did you mean to say "people suspected of drug crimes, without due process", by any chance? Do better.

05.09.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bruh

06.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

THIS IMPLIES RANDS IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

06.08.2025 01:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that album was what started *everything* for me

24.07.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I JUST LEARNED THAT THE IRON SHEIK DIED TWO YEARS AGO, AND NOW I'M VERY UPSET HE DID NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO JOKE ABOUT HULK HOGAN BEING A JABRONI UNTIL THE END

24.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rip theo :(

21.07.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

those who would give up essential Quality, to purchase a little temporary Time, deserve neither Quality nor Time

20.06.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what the trolley song is but I read it as the trolley problem and now I have a delightful new definition of the trolley problem.

01.06.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Quite the payoff

05.05.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5587    ๐Ÿ” 2038    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

off-topic though it may be, i have to contribute: "watermarmulke."

22.03.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

on a scale from 1 to on brand, this is on brandest

15.03.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
pants: T DEUCE WERE THOSE REALLY YOUR BALLS (IN LAST SUNDAY'S VIDEOCAST)
deuce: I CALL THEM BALLCASTS
deuce: I MEAN NO

pants: T DEUCE WERE THOSE REALLY YOUR BALLS (IN LAST SUNDAY'S VIDEOCAST) deuce: I CALL THEM BALLCASTS deuce: I MEAN NO

"VIDEOCAST" https://bonequest.com/9494

15.03.2025 11:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

seminar : semen :: webinar : ???

27.02.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"the trash ramp" would be a great name for a bar

02.02.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's

20.08.2023 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2712    ๐Ÿ” 670    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

oh super, they put moldbug on the front page of nyt dot com, i suppose they'll interview weev next?

18.01.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm like if a himbo was a girl and wasn't dumb and wasn't strong or handsome.

A hermbon't

18.01.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are any of my tech friends doing anything interesting at work these days? Learning new things, solving new problems, growing in some meaningful way? Asking because I feel like the last time I did any of that was about 10 years ago at Twitter, and I miss it greatly.

14.01.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

now standard gourd time (was daylight gourd time when the season began)

15.11.2024 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nice

04.10.2024 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lemon jelly nice

14.08.2024 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@nytimes.com what the shit is this headline + lede? This is like writing "Trump's plan is to eat babies. We can't even begin to speculate what Harris might want to eat."

09.08.2024 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good experiments! You will need a bright light behind you as well, pointed at the white background, to cancel the shadows.

15.07.2024 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A sword shaped after the Cool S with a brass guard, stacked leather grip, and brass pommel.

A sword shaped after the Cool S with a brass guard, stacked leather grip, and brass pommel.

Behold, the Cool S Sword.

16.06.2024 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5649    ๐Ÿ” 1588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 93    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

but doctor, pagliacci is out of network

18.05.2024 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2156    ๐Ÿ” 489    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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8===D

26.03.2024 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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