Stefan BC

Every single post begins with some new and unique way Merlin is punishing his humans (most recently locking them out of their own house by closing the sliding door with his snout). Meanwhile I’m sitting at home with my perfectly behaved 12 pound pug mix like “damn bro that sucks lol”

Really enjoy following Merlin the Pig on Instagram because it really hammers home the fact that these animals are
1. way too smart to eat and
2. an absolute terror to house in a suburban setting

He’s still mad about the milkshake lmao

Aesthetically the Blue Jays logo is in the top 5 for all of professional sports

Real Celtics fans remember counting down the days until we could void Vin Bakers contract for being too drunk to play

I mean if they only charged him with the (a) count he has a defense

Paul’s DUI lawyer is not having a good night

Rubio starting a regional war in Latin America is gonna be his downfall inshallah

Impossibly cute dog

Important Rosie update

A 2021 clip of her yelling at a staff member is making the rounds. Republicans probably decided today was oppo drop day

Writing in Betts

That horrible interview is how I found out Katie Porter is running for governor lmao

Pissing your pants facing off against a guy in an inflatable frog costume

Honestly rules when them public defenders hate the prosecutors so much they audibly talk shit about them in open court. Let’s me know how things are operating without having to get my hands dirty.

New judge is living up to his reputation for being talkative on the bench

The Instagram story of a guy who owes you $20 billion on a random Tuesday night

Gonna have to be a no from me, work email

Woke is back. Trumpenonics means years of cheap and plentiful domestic soy for flexitarians like me

Hokas are for everyone

Siri play Roundball Rock

Republicans don’t tip cmon now

Defense exhibit A your honor

The Yankees lose one playoff game and they got sounding like Cormac McCarthy

Banning Kristi Noem from using my bathroom because I know she’ll do coke in there

That said if they do end up filing I get to run a Serna motion on a bike dui which is even funnier

A little bummed that the statute of limitations passed on my clients bicycling under the influence case. I really wanted to see the dash/body cam footage