Stefan BC

Sending this picture to opposing counsel next time they give me a shitty offer where I have some leverage

LA based Iranian expat community posting cringe this morning as expected. Completely ignoring America and Israel incinerating a bunch of school girls and instead cheerleading like this is a playoff game instead of an imperial war kicking off.

There’s a bike related PI lawyer here in SoCal who understandably advertises heavily at Tri’s. Extremely solid niche to have.

Is james baker still cognizant enough to be aware of this? Because if so: lol

Gotta be hilarious working in the foreign ministry of one of the gulf dictatorships after the Huckabee interview. Like did you think these Christian Zionist freaks were kidding about their desire to see greater Israel happen?

Mamdani so far has managed to combine being a good government nerd with high level diplomacy. Remarkably rare and powerful attributes for a politician to have.

Lmao

This is what happens when you elect a AUSA with zero experience as a DA to lead the one of the biggest offices in the entire country. At least his processors understood that the efficient disposition of misdemeanor cases benefits everyone in the end.

Seriously what the fuck is Hotchman doing with these short ass rotations for calendar DA’s? Every single time I go in on a case there’s some new person there with zero discretion to do anything other than continue the mfer. Is he trying to jam up the calendars so the bench goes insane?

A former CHP officer charged with lying under oath will not have her case go to trial. Why? A now-retired California Highway Patrol officer was charged with lying under oath about several traffic stops. Prosecutors said that there is video to prove it, but it is evidence that a jury will not...

Dealing with this bullshit more and more from the CHP, especially with rookies. They lie reflexively about pacing for obtaining speed because they know the vast majority of defendants lack dashcam to contradict what they are actually doing (eyeballing and pulling over) www.kcra.com/article/chp-...

Hey remember when she misplaced a few grand in cash, a completely normal amount of money for someone not addicted to expensive drugs to be carrying around for no reason at all

Buddy I live in LA County and have to keep my entirely correct and justified hatred of that man to myself 99% of the time for the physical safety of me and my family

Oh I’m sorry is running 100 miles through the desert powered by flat Coca Cola and self loathing “freak” behavior now??!

Old dude in my building was rocking these incredible slippers while picking up his mail last night

Ultra marathoners who are carb maxxing

Democrats cheering for a new genocidal imperial war against Iran. Controlled opposition ass party.

Praying for a first round series against Houston so they can destroy each other in mediocrity

I tell them to wear church clothes and it’s literally kept them out of custody when they’ve fucked up and needed a break

Sincere thank you to the pro per who was such an asshole during their traffic trial that the judge gave my (guilty as hell) client a super rare amended charge after my Hail Mary of a request

DVRO filing party is at kinkos right now printing 4 color copies of various fb screen shots

Best of luck to the dork wearing a Ronald Reagan “it’s okay to hate commies” sweatshirt while standing in lane at the family law clerk. Guessing your custody and support battle is gonna be a tough one.

Recently saw a 92 era video of Zach DeLaRocha. That dude has been the exact same level of mad his entire life

Thinking that the best possible midlife crisis I can have is converting to one of the niche Sufi groups that saw living in Senegal. Start following a Marabout, feature his portrait prominently inside of my Honda Fit, smoke a bunch of weed on the beach (but this time for religious reasons)

Swim coach this morning was having trouble making an IG post for the club and called out for “any millenials here that can help me”. At first I was like bro I’m turning 40 in two weeks we’re not young anymore, but then I realized he’s right we are the ONLY generation that can handle tech issues.

Yeah I’m in the 1%…..

Mayor Wesley Dingus

Me 🤝Jaylen Brown
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Beverly Hills PD

I’m gonna let my wife enjoy showing our daughter the sound of music before telling her how the Von Trapp dad killed a shitload of her paisan in WWI