Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker)

RIP Jerry

(Additional voice of Jerry: @rolethebones.bsky.social)

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Oof that is such a low bar

They handwave it all away with that “combined with a form of fusion” line, which is fine

Are you watching the movie to be entertained or to give yourself science homework?

Thank you!

I’m *really* proud of the last one I just finished, which’ll be next week’s

Alarmingly Bad comic, The Matrix 2025 Pt 2 A recreation of that scene in The Matrix in the white void where Morpheus explains to Neo how people are being turned into batteries Afterwards Neo goes “whoa” and asks Smith (who is behind Morpheus and has been previously out of frame) “Smith is this true?” Smith, wearing a Grok hat, has a doofy smile on and just goes full muppet saying “MechaHitler” over and over Later, while Smith continues to keep saying MechaHitler, Neo asks Morpheus “why are we afraid of them again?” and Morpheus replies “honestly, I’m not sure”

Not based on a true story (yet)

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I made the original comic to this 3 months ago and it… doesn’t feel any less relevant today

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Alarmingly Bad comic about a robot pretending to be human

He chose his name via internet poll.

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I came for a checkup, not a judgement, doc.

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Not wrong

I don’t like our current prospects honestly

Alarmingly Bad comic about The Matrix 2025 (powered by AI)

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

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Personally, I’m rooting for the fish

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I’m afraid of *which* places, but places nonetheless

Mr. Puppy was literally copy and paste from this comic lmao

Alarmingly Bad comic about a Roomba evolving into a Doomba

Roomba —> Doomba —> Kaboomba

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Just because the show is maybe back doesn't mean the 1st Amendment's jimmies weren't rustled by the government.

Look, I literally learned ABC un-capitulated to the FCC *as I was making this video*

AND ALSO since making it Sinclair is still pulling him off the air so I have no idea where anything currently sits anymore. So I'm publishing this anyway.

Surprised I haven’t gotten that yet, but of course the rejoinder to that is “well, if there’s no law, what exactly is the president enforcing?”

100%

Felt like I needed to get this out of my system.  Dumb silly comics to resume next week.

For the Epsteinth time: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Alarmingly Bad comic about Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue

I'd like to say I have no words, but I think that's an outcome my government would be happy with. 

We are all Jimmy Kimmel.

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Only one way to find out!

Hey, thanks!

He’s a throwaway joke that was taken way too far, but goddamn it if I don’t giggle everytime I draw his antics

Yeah at that point someone should have called the cops

Crash a car once, shame on you. Crash a car twice, shame on me.

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Possibly, yes! He also sometimes just does things because he thinks he’s “supposed” to (because he’s seen other people do it) without really understanding why

Alarmingly Bad comic about an eyeball getting dressed

FUN FACT: This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten away with drawing Galbor nude

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