I didn’t hear him say that Jesus and only Jesus could flip those tables
10.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t hear him say that Jesus and only Jesus could flip those tables
10.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel
08.03.2026 17:53 — 👍 1568 🔁 324 💬 30 📌 24This guy is just so pathetic
08.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But then the terrorists win
08.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Let’s Go Meteors! Wahoowa
07.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have a brief window until the pollen ruins it!
07.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Only 91,992 to go
06.03.2026 14:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do ya take drugs, Joel?
05.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How is this photo related? It’s not on that page at all. Weird.
05.03.2026 12:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*gaming journalism
05.03.2026 12:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Moments after saying she reviews all contracts over $5 million, Sec. Noem now says she “did not have anything to do” with selecting contractors who won a $220 million bid to produce TV ads.
03.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 486 🔁 136 💬 21 📌 4Missing from this list: bunch of stuff swirled around the tops of their heads
02.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Occam’s Razor version of this is that Israel tricked us into attacking Iran.
02.03.2026 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spaceballs was so low budget it is shocking to rewatch it
02.03.2026 21:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep, we should delete this save file and start from scratch.
02.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool cool
02.03.2026 14:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The selling of her soul is starting to take its toll.
02.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Eldritch humor. Darker than the darkest dark humor and indescribably bleak. The joke version of the monsters in Bird Box.
02.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I always considered it as nothing more than shorthand in character-limited tweet, never considered it as a virtue signal.
02.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Happened to me in my very last indoor soccer game. The left knee wanted to play on but the right ACL said “F you guys I’m outta here,” packed its bags and took its share of the meniscus with it
02.03.2026 00:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did he ever have one with “Fung Dart” on it?
02.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Judah Friedlander, a silly man in a novelty hat with giant writing on it
Tobin Bell, playing a sickly dying villain who looks like hammered dogshit
Donald Trump, a sickly dying villain who looks like hammered dogshit and is also wearing a novelty hat with giant lettering
02.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 893 🔁 104 💬 28 📌 12Does she get along with your roommates?
01.03.2026 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Clearly you are in the wrong position
28.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where does one even purchase a tie of such length
28.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good…?
27.02.2026 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
IT’S ON
26.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This deserves as much coverage as the killings in Minneapolis, if not MORE, because of the incredible cruelty
26.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
