Just Phil

Handing out candy with @jfcap.bsky.social

Ditto! Personally I prefer an IPA in the 5-7% but only because it seems very few breweries can make a high ABV IPA without it having a twang.

Thank you. I do have a couple bare spots that aren't really noticeable as long as I don't trim it too short. If I had any desire to visit Turkey I would definitely have the spots filled in just for the hell of it.

File this under things I do to avoid work.

I've been looking at beard transplant surgery before and after pictures and it seems that a lot of them have chosen to make their beard way too perfect which results in a weird looking beard. Makes them look like a villain in a children's show or lifetime movie (weird overlap but seems to exist).

Forcing it to work

Robot vaccum speeds up when I get near it which is definitely a sign that it doesn't like me and would take me out if it could.

Why we gotta blame the sugar daddies? The problem could be with the sugar babies.

Good eye. Bartender popped the can and it immediately overflowed despite being in the cooler undisturbed for days.

IPAs, high octane, or both?

You're a liquor gal?

19.2 oz Double Dank 9% IPA 🍺

Didn't end up buying anything.

Saks Fifth Avenue sells the most gaudy overpriced stuff. No wonder the company is sinking.

Venmo wants to be your bank, but they seem to rely entirely on AWS and have been down for hours.

@halftimbered.au Happy Birthday! 🥳🎉🎊🎂

Sunday Funday w/ beer
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social

Attendees can play is it a bony twink or a skeleton?

Coors is a major supporter of the Heritage foundation (Project 2025), anti-union, and is incredibly anti-gay. Here is a link to the brands to avoid (includes Vizzy): en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

I wish. I'm 6'

I'm taller than average at barely 6'

Idk. I ain't no scientist! Lol

At least we're still useful.

Short kings live longer which is just more proof that they're better. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

The sequel to the Bee Movie should be Plan Bee.
(I'm sure I'm not the first to come up with this joke but it's funny nonetheless)

A month shy of 15 years ago

I hope you like barbecue and are able to make a pit stop to one of the many great BBQ restaurants.

Party pooper

An $800+ artificial tree should definitely be put up November 1st. Get your money's worth.

You're missing out!