Just Phil philaiv - Bluesky Statics

Honestly they probably love it cuz I assume the cost of goods is practically zilch

01.03.2026 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sister Cindy to the rescue!

01.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Idk. Looks flat to me.

01.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel weird going to a neighborhood Chinese takeout place and only ordering a quart of wonton soup but that's all I want.

01.03.2026 22:30 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sorry but if a man doesn't know that women can pee with a tampon in, they probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.

01.03.2026 22:22 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There is a lesbian in my neighborhood who is a flat earther. It's so strange. Us alphabet people are generally smarter than that.

01.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

Your cat woke me up at 5:30.

01.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A Patagonia running a deep sale is my love language.

28.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No doubt a money and time suck

28.02.2026 18:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

This weather makes me want to buy a sailboat but thank god I know better.

28.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The weather is absolutely beautiful on the east coast. Sunny and 45-50° F. Wear sunscreen if you plan to be out and about.

28.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I'm about to walk into the gym so night 1 might have been a success

28.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm trying this wild new thing where I space out my drinks and eat multiple meals so that I'm not hungover the next day.

28.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 29 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Although I'm not an ass. I'll learn their name by the second or third meaningful interaction.

28.02.2026 07:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should really try to remember the names of people I meet. I have four new phone numbers in my phone that are just their phone number, no name. Not even a description of the person. 😅

28.02.2026 06:55 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Idk. They probably aligned down there as well.

28.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There seems to be a vortex of freaky guys from South Carolina tonight. They must be making up time after growing up in the Bible Belt.

28.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In an Uber that is playing Delilah. Can't believe she is still on the air after ~30 years.

28.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Be a lot cooler if he did.

27.02.2026 22:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and let's be honest: you giving them 30 minutes is being exceptionally nice of you.

27.02.2026 21:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ooof. That sounds risky having to do it right before going into the weekend. Hope the updates go smoothly!

27.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wishing you a quick and painless call!

27.02.2026 21:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

With 5 minutes notice we're rescheduling to 4 pm
*laughs with tears*

27.02.2026 20:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

A Friday meeting at 3:30 pm should be a crime.

27.02.2026 20:18 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

He doesn't even smoke.

27.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Orange cat sounds like it has COPD and oh boy, it is annoying.

27.02.2026 08:28 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And sometimes it's just phantom poo / paranoia.

27.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The AI drug commercials make me so angry. Drugs ads shouldn't exist and then add the AI bullshit to make it worse.

26.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holding a Sazerac & a Hand Granade (alcoholic beverages)

Getting schwasted on a Thursday night
w/ @jfcap.bsky.social

26.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 74 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Idea: drug test my staff to find out who has connections.

26.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 25 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

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