Just Phil

Yeah, wild that spammers are no doubt using Google's own AI against them.

Non-profits are notorious for including everyone + their third cousin twice removed on email chains so unfortunately I'm all too familiar with that sort of stuff.

Gmail’s filtering is broken. Legit emails from other Gmail users are marked as possible phishing, yet the obvious scams that literally say "Click Here to Enter Password" are flagged as safe.

I'll never understand why people aren't more responsive to emails when they know the alternative is a meeting and no one wants that.

Antigay 😉

Rumor has it that the next release of Bluesky won’t allow users to zoom in on pictures. Looking forward to the revolt.

mad* *shrug*

It's getting to be impossible to tell who is a scammer and who isn't and people get made when you don't just blindly trust them.

White Trash is such a good name for an albino raccoon. I wish I had thought of it myself but I did not.

Time slows down when sick and it sucks. Would love to be able to fast forward to Wednesday or Thursday.

Honestly they probably love it cuz I assume the cost of goods is practically zilch

Sister Cindy to the rescue!

Idk. Looks flat to me.

I feel weird going to a neighborhood Chinese takeout place and only ordering a quart of wonton soup but that's all I want.

I'm sorry but if a man doesn't know that women can pee with a tampon in, they probably shouldn't be allowed to vote.

There is a lesbian in my neighborhood who is a flat earther. It's so strange. Us alphabet people are generally smarter than that.

Your cat woke me up at 5:30.

A Patagonia running a deep sale is my love language.

No doubt a money and time suck

This weather makes me want to buy a sailboat but thank god I know better.

The weather is absolutely beautiful on the east coast. Sunny and 45-50° F. Wear sunscreen if you plan to be out and about.

I'm about to walk into the gym so night 1 might have been a success

I'm trying this wild new thing where I space out my drinks and eat multiple meals so that I'm not hungover the next day.

Although I'm not an ass. I'll learn their name by the second or third meaningful interaction.

I should really try to remember the names of people I meet. I have four new phone numbers in my phone that are just their phone number, no name. Not even a description of the person. 😅

Idk. They probably aligned down there as well.

There seems to be a vortex of freaky guys from South Carolina tonight. They must be making up time after growing up in the Bible Belt.

In an Uber that is playing Delilah. Can't believe she is still on the air after ~30 years.

Be a lot cooler if he did.

and let's be honest: you giving them 30 minutes is being exceptionally nice of you.