Bryan "Gazpacho" Carr

Sources: NBC Tabs Jason Benetti as Top MLB Announcer Jason Benetti will make his debut during NBC’s return to MLB coverage when the Dodgers face the Diamondbacks on March 26.

Absolute gem of a broadcaster. Hope he doesn’t leave his post with the Tigers anytime soon but if anyone deserves the national bag it’s our boy frontofficesports.com/jason-benett...

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Not this guy again

That’s good, they wanted too damn much money before

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Oh hell! Hell.

He would never associate with this sort of message though

I Am The God Of Your Children. I Am The Final Parent. Hi, friends! Today, I’d like to talk to the grown-ups. I know it’s not easy raising children. Looking after little ones is a lot of work, and sometimes you just need a moment to breathe. So you plop y...

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Chopper in the virtual insanity video

A life sized Chopper? That's... virtual insanity!

This might be @rustyshackles.bsky.social’s masterpiece

Just met Cabb and it was all I could do not to absolutely lose it laughing in public

Life would be a whole lot easier, I think, if we could agree on a way to rhetorically differentiate between "beep boop lines of code that can't do art and can't write poetry and can't answer basic questions about life" and "computer that does scientific pattern recognition"

It outlasted CONCORD at least

As someone who kinda liked Ken Shamrock in the day I am pretty excited to have this wholly unrelated and legally distinct wrestler drawn by the great @rustyshackles.bsky.social in my collection now

contest ad to win a red van with Styx LP art on the sides and a band logo on the hood. Allegedly worth $20,000

somewhere in the US in 1979, someone was driving around a Styx van they won from A&M records (Billboard, Feb '79)

“navigator” come on

So I now have a seemingly viable 2000 points of Stormcast Eternals in various stages of being built and painted (mostly not being built and painted) so that'll be a fun way to alleviate my anxiety as we navigator the Horrors

If we got the cartoon King Shark too I’d have a difficult choice to make

I do not hate this

...actually, yes

seems like a healthy and smart acquisition

Here is her review, by the way. It's adorable.

There are two Luigis before you
One luigi always lies
The other one also always lies
This is because they are dead

I don't care how much engagement this gets. I am proud of it

Yeah
One, two Weegees lie before you
That's what I said now
Weegees, Weegees on the floor yeah
They're super dead now

A good reminder that "missing the point entirely" has never stopped anyone from rising to the rank of CEO

Yes. Store redesigns. For a brand that is redesigning its stores every other month. That'll do it

*Ctrl+F for CEO's acknowledgement of the company's actual problems*

*not found*

I am continually impressed by the cheekiness of some of the references in this game

Everything is roguelites. This is not a complaint