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Will Salmon

@evilrobotbill.bsky.social

Streaming Editor at GamesRadar. Words also at SFX magazine, The Quietus, Wyrd Science and more. Runs Modern Aviation (@modernaviation.bsky.social here and @musiqueparavion at the other place) doing tapes & that. Tabletop stuff: unremembered_empire on IG.

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Hell yeah. I think that's the show that has an episode on Skinningrove near Middlesbrough which introduced the phrase "it's just boredism, isn't it?" into my lexicon.

08.03.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen a barn owl every day for the last three days. Gonna be annoyed if I don't see one tomorrow.

08.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2609    πŸ” 840    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 52
A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELEATEN IN CYBER WORLD AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - YOU LIVE FOR 30 OR 40 YEAR'S ON THE PLANET AND YOUR BODY STARTS CRAPPEN OUT AND ALL THE DOCTOR WILL TELL YOU IS "THAT HAPPENS" YEAH BUDDY IM AWARE IT HAPPENS AND ITS COOL TO BE BAD AT YOUR JOB BECUASE ITS A WAY TO SABOTAGE CAPTALISM BUT ALSO I NEED HEALTH CARE SO IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT SMOKE MORE WEED "ITS SORT OF MEDICINE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MOTHER FUCKER - dashare.zone ADMIN

07.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 456    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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SUN - NIL.
SEA - NIL.
SEX - NIL.

07.03.2026 11:18 β€” πŸ‘ 494    πŸ” 91    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

Go get this album right now, it's fantastic.

06.03.2026 11:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The one thing that doesn't stand up in Josie & The Pussycat is where Josie says "great ramen!" and she's eating a bowl of obviously plain noodles. But that's THE ONLY THING.

05.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Josie and the Pussycats still extremely good

05.03.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated, but this feels like the perfect thread to note that I was diagnosed with OCD last year.

03.03.2026 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a while since I've read it. I recall it being fairly entertaining, but I don't consider it being "official", even though it is!

03.03.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whiffy as in not so good. It was written much later (1988) and retcons some stuff. Plus it has all this odd stuff about the Masters hypnotising humans with a TV programmed called The Trippy Show!

03.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The seller also threw in the first book in this TV tie-in edition (which I'm pretty sure is the edition I first read the series in). So I guess I'm collecting these next.

I now have four copies of The White Mountains. Five if you count the audiobook.

03.03.2026 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also ended up with the omnibus edition, in the same style.

03.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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At some I ended up picking up the slightly whiffy prequel novel in exactly the same cover art I remember from school. So I started collecting that set too. Got the last one today.

03.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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I love John Christopher's Tripods novels, so a while back sought out the trilogy with these funky early 70s covers.

03.03.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Revisiting the '80s version of Day of the Triffids and lemme tell you, it's still an absolute banger. One of my earliest memories of being scared by TV.

03.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come to 'At The Back Of The North Wind' in Whitby's Flowergate Hall this Friday 6th March! Folklore and fun, pay what you fancy, and I'll tell you all about THE BEATING BLACK HEART OF WHORLTON CASTLE, a terrifying ghost story relayed to me by my teacher Mr Hirst in this very spot in 1984.

03.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Really good album, this.

02.03.2026 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mandy, Indiana - Urgh album cover. A human head with different layers illustrated in differing colours.

Mandy, Indiana - Urgh album cover. A human head with different layers illustrated in differing colours.

'Where Mandy, Indiana’s 2023 debut, I’ve Seen A Way, had a hazy, cinematic quality; Urgh is heavier and stranger, with Alex MacDougall’s expressive drumming bringing a Lightning Bolt-like intensity'

Mandy, Indiana - Urgh is a Quietus Album of the Month for February 2026

buff.ly/JfdcLam

28.02.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Yeah, I've heard it a few tomes now and don't know what to make of it. Feels like it might be a grower.

28.02.2026 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice one! Quite affordable, too. Will check that out.

27.02.2026 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What software are you using there, Luke?

27.02.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of people saying Gorton and Denton represents this and that in ideological, policy terms. But, really, I don't think I can stress enough how much of a draw "a normal person who lives round here and has a normal job" is compared to "careerist toady bussed in from the Westminster circle-jerk".

27.02.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
Mitski - Where's My Phone? (Official Video)
YouTube video by MitskiVEVO Mitski - Where's My Phone? (Official Video)

Happy new Mitski album day to all who celebrate.
youtu.be/1mOGviDFRQU?...

27.02.2026 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Threads is the worst social media app. The most conspiracy-pilled, and home to the most performative bad takes for engagement. I have an account to keep my username, basically, which also autoposts my Instagram pics. Now getting weird men thirsting on a photo my Dad took of my mum in 1962.

26.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0