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Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS), effective March 31, 2026. The current Secretary, Kristi Noem, who has served us well, and has had numerous and spectacular results (especially on the Border!), will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Kristi for her service at "Homeland."

“Kristi Noem will be moving to be Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas, our new Security Initiative in the Western Hemisphere we are not announcing until Saturday because I just literally made it up and now my aides will have to figure out what the fuck it will actually do.”

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De drerrie is de Nederlander van de toekomst, en in Den Haag heeft die nu zijn eigen politieke partij

De drerrie is de Nederlander van de toekomst, en in Den Haag heeft die nu zijn eigen politieke partij

Ik wilde je taggen maar je bent het zelf haha

Ik ga even in een donker hoekje liggen.

Proton.

Had mooie investering in het Europese spoor geweest.

Lief journaille, wees ajb onderdeel van de oplossing in plaats van het probleem groter te maken??? PLEASE????

Weet je niet hoe? Holler! Ik help (niet perse, 😩) graag!

Brilliant. An expat im Dubai has a startling revelation, by @stephencollins.bsky.social

"Jammer joh"

Zou er iets veranderen nu NL influencers uit Dubai vluchten?

Iets waar ik nooit over na heb gedacht maar toch wil weten. Wat jij @kaletukker.bsky.social

Datagedreven oorlogsgeweld: AI powered bombing. Zodat het voelt of een ander de knop indrukt.

Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

Musk, worth $829 billion, owns X.

Bezos, worth $234 billion, owns The Washington Post & Twitch.

Zuckerberg, worth $231 billion, owns Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp.

And now Larry Ellison, worth $202 billion, is about to control CNN, CBS, TikTok & HBO.

Yes, this is oligarchy.

Gelukkig met majestueuze neus

Godallemachtig. 'Enigszins'.

ja jemig Govert dat red ik niet meer

YouTube video by HasanAbi Japan is running out of oil because we attacked Iran

achteraf zal blijken dat het mondiale kantelpunt zal zijn geweest dat Hasanabi het "HAAAA"-geluid op zijn sound board is gaan gebruiken. dat zal het sneeuwvlokje zijn dat de lawine in beweging brengt.

www.youtube.com/shorts/o4Inq...

YES, THIS. I'm in Mensa and I'm overwhelmed by all the admin we're made to do ourselves. Madness. (Also, I am incapable of filling out forms).

de maakbaarheidsbubbel waarin iedereen in het leven dezelfde kansen heeft "en je gewoon een beetje meer je best moet doen" om te krijgen wat een ander heeft.

Snackcercise "Snackcercise" is Miss Piggy's exercise song, in which she describes a routine tailored to the act of consuming junk food. Typical exercises include the "banana splits" and working out on the candy ba...

How times have changed... "Snackcercise" is now consuming small bits of exercise, and no longer the art of snacking. I instinctively misunderstand when I first heard this. Because Miss Piggy is my role model.

muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Snackce...

Captain Crazypants goes to war Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.

here's today's post: "Captain Crazypants clownfucks his way to war" — Operation Epstein Distraction is already a five-alarm shit-show.
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Damn.

Iran, Pakistan, Kabul? Grok Maps 3 Different 'Facts' For The Same Viral Video | BOOM Grok hallucinated three conflicting 'facts' about viral video of an Iranian school attack, failing to find its location.

"Faced with viral footage of an attack on an Iranian school, xAI’s chatbot Grok didn't just fail to identify the location—it hallucinated three different and conflicting 'facts' for the same video."

Now imagine this same technology networked into Pentagon command-and-control infrastructure.

So how's that "The A-Team" re-make going, y'all?

Ooh
Time to take it off my tbr list!

Skua fighting over a succulent meal

No you can’t have Iran yet, you haven’t even finished your Venezuela.

How can you have any Iran if you don’t finish your Venezuela!

Starting tomorrow, you can watch fish traffic via an underwater camera livestreaming from an Utrecht canal. If you spot waiting 🐟, you can ping an operator to open the Weerdsluis lock gate & let them through. Highly recommend this for easing elevated stress levels, or if you just like helping fish

Oh my!!