Juan Torres

Nothing is scarier than opening your work email after an extended leave

Today is last day of my vacation. Life is more fulfilling when you don’t have to work

I need to get my ass in gear if I want to hit my Goodreads goal this year

I’m starting to believe in Last Christmas supremacy over All I Want for Christmas Is You

Watched Past Lives and that movie was an emotional stampede

Started watching Moonlighting and they sure don’t make them like this anymore

Why would you ever take this off?

You got the lobster flops on!

Do you have a captain’s hat?

It’s letting us know you like the shoes you’re wearing

In Praise of the Regional Soda It's the Cheerwine edition.

For this week's The Soda Fountain, I wrote about my favorite soda, Cheerwine, and the virtues of drinking a regional beverage in its home state www.thesodafountain.xyz/p/in-praise-...

I thought we left those in the other place

Bluesky needs to add birthday balloons and do it before tomorrow

a cute brown and black striped kitty being cozy laying on top of a pile of books inside a bookshelf

please she’s so cute i want to d!e

A cross stitch of Ned Flanders saying “if you can’t handle me at my diddliest, you don’t deserve me at my doodliest.”

I made this. It took forever.

Doing the Lord’s work! Thank you Emma!!

Hopefully Cheerwine can get the respect it deserves

On Wednesdays we wear pink

Freaking adorable

The shoes are all time!!

But was the outfit a hit?

It really does look like something illegal

🔥🔥

Something for Soph

In full attire???

The spam calls have been extra ridiculous this week

This used to be the biggest draw for podcasts.