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Your two options are either don't go at all or wear the Los Doyers jerseys

I have my issues with the MLB salary cap, but this World Series was one of the best I've ever seen.

Someday the Rays will have ownership at least willing to spend to MLB average or a salary cap to fix the imbalance but the Dodgers and Blue Jays had a series for the ages under the current rules.

drake and ted cruz should never be allowed to attend a sporting event unless they are together and rooting for opposite teams and allowing that is just for science

A cat standing on its hind legs looking over a snow drift with the caption "da fuck they doin ova der?"

*looks over at World Series Game 7 after the Oklahoma game ended*

The boys are logged on

Degenerate bulletin: I have the pleasure of reporting I have made my first successful sports wager, on Oklahoma to beat Tennessee and total points under 64.5 points.

$20 bet won me $84. I made and redeemed this bet in cash in a casino as God intended. No phone apps for me.

Endless fucking turnovers. I hate watching this era's Sooners.

I was somewhat considering whether Beamer should come back to Oklahoma instead if Venables can't figure it out. Then again, I don't know what the ceiling is for either coach at this point tbh.

Mateer's going to have to go full Baker if Oklahoma's going to win this.

Mark Stoops beating Auburn in one of the most vile games of the season on one screen. Oklahoma paying tribute to Mike Stoops with its tackling on another screen. Nostalgia.

Based on what baseball I've watched this postseason, Alejandro seems like one of the last people who should be questioned.

Kirk, just because you're not secure in your masculinity doesn't mean the rest of us give a shit.

The defense, at least? Much more satisfying. 🙌

Sooner offense is on a milk carton, same as the last four years. I don't think I want Lincoln Riley back just yet but this is just gross to watch.

I needed that nature hike earlier.

PUT THE SIMPSONS IN SID MEIERS ALPHA CENTAURI YOU COWARDS

The Simpsons being in Fortnite seems like the perfect combination of everyone being too young for one thing and too old for the other thing

A moment of calm on an autumn day about an hour south of Chicago.

no! i'm not enjoying this app! im not enjoying anything! but i refuse to give you more data!!!!!!

i will never rate any app in the app store

Also, @sheaserrano.bsky.social is still out here firing heaters, but he was an established writer even before Good Movie

I considered getting tickets for game 7 of the NBA Finals when I was back in OKC over the summer and tickets were starting at $1200, and that seemed ludicrous enough.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

Remember: it’s all because we posted real good

Got second place in a Simpsons Treehouse of Horror charity quiz at work and had my employer send $150 to the Greater Chicago Food Depository.

Time to bankrupt the county, baby

The guys at @splitzoneduo.com do pretty well with it, but they're also predominantly an audio medium and they all have additional jobs.

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