...now I'm just imagining an Umbreon where you boop their head circle like an on switch and they just bwoomp up as their lights switch color, you press it again and they go back to normal XD
14.02.2026 20:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0@coaltl.bsky.social
Poet, smol birb who's always ready to give hugs 28, Male, AroAce. Open to chat messages. Will write poetry for cash XD
...now I'm just imagining an Umbreon where you boop their head circle like an on switch and they just bwoomp up as their lights switch color, you press it again and they go back to normal XD
14.02.2026 20:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I had a thought. If you time traveled back to the dinosaur era, very little of what you could do would actually cause a paradox since the meteor wipes everything out anyway
11.02.2026 18:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Houndoom
11.02.2026 01:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'd be concerned if I saw a pomeranian chewing through a metal shoe.
Would still pat.
wosp what you say
someone might egg you on
but that someone might be sweet on you
Could even be a sugar daddy
Through the power of seven beats of the heart, you save people who have anxiety and actual heart conditions while battling a wifi-signal-blocking-virus
09.02.2026 06:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I saw that guy run out into the Macro Walkpath, but I was midstep and he kept going...damn jaywalkers."
08.02.2026 07:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bug
hug?
I desire to offer them a hug.
07.02.2026 04:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every game should start in Windowed mode at 800x400 then allow manual resizing. Then it's up to the user to size to fit!
05.02.2026 08:57 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, when you BAM the jar of sauce, you're not supposed to SHOOT it! Setting it dramatically on the table still works!
04.02.2026 06:27 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0These are great ideas.
18.01.2026 20:06 โ ๐ 326 ๐ 213 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 15I think Torchic may want to revise their order...
03.02.2026 00:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remembered JetSetRadioFuture.live exists and am currently jamming out to some tunes. Woo!
01.02.2026 06:49 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Okay, Fenrir.
31.01.2026 18:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Man, it's about time.
Dialga joke haha
*Throws confetti*
Happy birthday!
You are now eligible to learn Leaf Blade!
Would absolutely hug.
30.01.2026 17:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Lethal Company: Increased value / uses for items
Content Warning: Filming friends gives them speed / stamina buff
Peak: Backpack.
REPO: Smol Mode, and built in light and grab range.
Webfishing: Overall stat boost while near friends
Fair. They have big leg
28.01.2026 09:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I dread the day you discover chocobos
28.01.2026 08:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Currently narrowing my eyes at my latest two followers...
28.01.2026 07:45 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0That's actually a good point, considering it's a grate above a hole, how do pokemon that have smaller feet or legs (like Kirlia?!) do that?
27.01.2026 21:06 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings
25.01.2026 21:33 โ ๐ 12868 ๐ 5281 ๐ฌ 24 ๐ 60...same with the other comment, Sonic '06. Utterly painful to play but I didn't have much else to do on that 360 sooooo...
27.01.2026 03:13 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think a better way to look at it would be like...
If your art wasn't good enough to be an equal exchange, then why do people keep accepting it as it was? There must be something about your work that people believe is worth accepting.
Theoretically he could also do THE NOMS. I do have a pic of him being very disproportionate in the rearward direction somewhere XD
26.01.2026 19:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0IT be like "please do this"
Worker be like "IT probably needs to look busy"
At least the coworker was nice enough to offer a coffee
I got this guy a while ago and admittedly have yet to make him a proper oc...
One Dr. Agon Fli. Licensed therapist, consumer of confections.
And that's why you crashed XD
25.01.2026 19:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0