Bliss

Shan This is the Credits list for Author and Game Designer Shan Wolf

Hey Ya'll? I finished my caard!

shanwolf.carrd.co

I’m not in the habit of seeking out modern commercials to give them my precious eyeballs on purpose, but I find myself curious

I haven’t seen it. Does she tell him she needs more D or something?

FREEDOM IS THE POWER TO SAY NO

Charlotte Brontë: “I am no bird; & no net ensnares me: I am a free human being with an independent will.”

Greenlanders do not want to be part of the United States.

“The secret of happiness is freedom, the secret of freedom is courage.“

~ Carrie Jones ~

Thread 2/3🧵

The man is insane, I hate this.

Have we tried just telling him no, that it is not his and he cannot have it?

Someone just liked this so I feel it is w to reassure literally any buggy who cares plus everybuggy who doesn’t that I signed up for AAA yesterday morning

They saved my ass four times last year

Folks who rent: do you change out the door locks when you move into an apartment? Why or why not?

🎶 and I'm FREE
🎶 FREEBALLIN

I am not a pescatarian. I am a pestatarian. I eat the people who irritate me.

Resting WHAT?!
No, no, you must have misheard it.
Resting BLISS face.

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I just posted three of my erotic romances for sale on Patreon.

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Covers (which are safe for work) and descriptions to follow.

#Romantasy #ScienceFictionRomance #SFR

For grocery store deliveries, it really should be disallowed for people to add large or heavy items to the order after it has been accepted by a shopper/delivery person 

Back six months later to inquire: how are the li’l guys?

Pirate. Pirates had contracts, pre-negotiated distribution of booty, and workplace democracy. And compensation for workplace injury.

I am Friend, not Food

Oh my gosh, tiny li’l guys!

I’ve always wanted to learn bonsai, but I’ve never really given it the best shot. I had a lovely little juniper for a while when I was in high school, but I went away for a while, and it didn’t get watered, and it was living above the fireplace, and it got completely dried out.

it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight

PIE APPLE BINCH

Oh yes, another. But only one this time? That’s an improvement, right?

That is an amazing story. What was it exactly that landed in the field with the cows?

Over an hour since I put in the AAA request. Still no sign of them. I got to watch a pair of very fat raccoons cross the street though.

What the fuck. Of COURSE I want you to tell me about that, holy shit!

Someone please laugh with me about this. lol WTF

Stok-ing. Dang autocorrect ruining my jokes

Started stocking my car’s first aid kit today

Look, if the kitchen is playing Bon Jovi loud enough for me to hear it in the dining room, then I am singing the Bon Jovi at the top of my lungs in the dining room. I am not sorry, I make the rules.

Me when the road trip is awesome