Tom Hearden

OKTA SEES 2027 REV. $3.17B TO $3.19B, EST. $3.17B
*OKTA SEES 1Q ADJ EPS 84C TO 86C, EST. 87C

The White House still hasn’t figured out they can’t put slept Don on camera in the afternoon - when he’s not speaking he’s sleeping.

moar winning
*JUDGE ORDERS US TO STOP CALCULATING IEEPA TARIFFS FOR IMPORTERS

lol

*HOUSE PANEL VOTES TO SUBPOENA BONDI IN EPSTEIN FILES PROBE

one year down
three to go

that's a yes

Narrator:
Crude Oil closed up 4.4% yesterday

LEAVITT: CRUDE PRICES FELL YESTERDAY, REMAIN STABLE TODAY


all she does is lie

Great chart from Tony P:

the disjunction between low realized volatility at the index level vs immense realized volatility at the single stock level

Miller Lite stat(s) o the day

Texas Senate Primaries money spent:
R $88 mil
D $22 mil
Texas Senate primary turnout:
R 2.14 mil
D 2.31 mil

doh

Grifters gonna grift

$SPX flat on the week

booze stocks crushed again

$BF/B

MAERSK: WE ARE TEMPORARILY SUSPENDING CARGO BOOKINGS ACCEPTANCE IN AND OUT OF UAE, OMAN, IRAQ, KUWAIT, QATAR, BAHRAIN, SAUDI ARABIA UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Omg this is greatest thing I’ve ever seen

Bitcoin has rallied 8% and Brian Armstrong had a private meeting with Trump yesterday at the WH

the 24 hour change in $COIN is +20%

if you ever needed proof this fucker is batshit crazy try imagining a Kennedy telling Massholes they gotta give up iced Dunkin's

good read here

about yesterday's safe passage plan

*OMAN: SHIP UNDER FIRE NEAR STRAIT OF HORMUZ

I'd watch what the market does with CRWD which reaffirmed guidance

Bessent really is nothing more than a giant gaslighter

GLWT

*EU EXPECTS TO BE EXEMPT FROM US UNIVERSAL TARIFF BOOST TO 15%

Retail gas - another day and another dime higher per gallon - $3.198 - now higher than when Trump took office

he should just get a dog and go for some walks

You are never going to put Pete Hegseth in front of cameras and microphones and have the sentient world feel anything but a bad cocktail of contempt and anxiety. He oozes obnoxious, out of his depth clown

From Bloomberg this morning. In an all-timer what were the signs - the President sold his apartment to buy moar stonks!

Good morning - store of value (and related equities) just ripped clear of $70k

Down 12%!!!