Joel

I get the impression Isabel Oakeshott is suddenly going to be preferring the UK to Dubai.

Woah!

you gotta laugh else you'll cry

"Moved to Dubai for tax shelter and now I’m in a bomb shelter"
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You're a monster, shilling for another monster.

Very clear that for Starmer, 'sectarian voting' is when British Muslims don't vote Labour, and for many others, it is just when British Muslims vote.

They talk like 12 year old dweebs. Pathetic.

Ugh, hugs.

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By killing a lot of people, then getting bored and wandering off.

Never forget Trump handed Afghanistan back to the Taliban without a second thought.

He. Doesn't. Actually. Care. About. Anything. Except. Himself.

Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social,

I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all.

Thanks,
Zack Polanski

Lucy Powell saying only Labour can beat reform just before the greens beat reform and Labour finished in 3rd place.

Lols.

I saw someone using it to do their retirement financial planning 😬

Shout out to the guy who has crashed out of #Pointless because he couldn't pronounce Azerbaijan and got the giggles. :-)

The cruel policy he spent a year defending.

Had literally no idea the Galloway wamker had spoken.

It's was like an oat based bukkake party.

Wasn't there thingy, y'know whatsisface?

A scene of creamy devastation inside a microwave oven.

I tried to have a healthy breakfast and this happened.

25 years ago, under a (New) Labour government?!

"It's outrageous that the PM chose to make political attacks on such a serious issue" #ZackPolansky explaining that the UK has more drug deaths than anyone in Europe.
The #SkyNews presenter got salty & Zack asked: "Would you rather have drugs regulated by healthcare professionals, or drug barons?”

Story of my life!

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I am not reading anything into Reform screaming in disgust once again that Muslim people have been voting. Except that they are racist pigs, always have been and always will be. It doesn't mean anything about the result, which we do not yet know.

Replies AND quote posting disabled, guy's a wanker.

I'm happy to die on it, if you lot are too.

Thank you, can I also draw your attention to "season finale".

British government urged to act as Israel confirmed to have used F-35 throughout the Gaza genocide ANTI-ARMS campaigners have urged the government to “correct the record” and end arms sales to Israel after the country’s use of F-35 jets — worth billions to supplier Lockheed Martin — throughout the ...

British government urged to act as Israel confirmed to have used F-35 throughout the Gaza genocide

Anti-arms campaigners have urged the government to “correct the record” and end arms sales to Israel

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#TheArchers "I'm sure Kirsty's good at... whatever it is she does..." 😆

I wouldn't let him in my kuiper belt.

So have both Mandelson and Mountbatten-Windsor had fingerprints and DNA swabs taken now?