Is it powersauce bars? They are mostly apple cores and Chinese newspapers
04.03.2026 16:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Is it powersauce bars? They are mostly apple cores and Chinese newspapers
04.03.2026 16:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Begging my neighbour to just be normal for once
04.03.2026 11:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gory stories we do that, and your host a talking rat. The past is no longer a mystery. Welcome to Horrible Histories π₯
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Daft Punk released their debut album 'Homework' 29 years ago on January 20, 1997
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Your annual reminder not to watch Going on Bear hunt because it's heartbreaking
24.12.2025 19:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Delivered by santa himself?
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How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. π€‘ π«£
You have to shush π€£
06.12.2025 19:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feels like the perfect day to force the children to listen to me sing the full Greatest Showman musical π
16.11.2025 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why dont those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks
07.11.2025 19:33 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today my lad is visiting the secondary school I went to. How is he that big already π₯²
04.11.2025 06:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£
01.11.2025 05:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Children turn into bottomless pits during half term
29.10.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My friend got me a wheres Wally book, but it wasn't Wally. It was Michael Jackson
28.10.2025 03:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still think this is sweet that he didn't think any different until this point π₯²
25.10.2025 18:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've decided to give up and get myself a wolf fleece and 10 more cats.
20.10.2025 07:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why do some sites still use Humberside despite that not being a thing for like 30 years
17.10.2025 13:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brilliant Halloween costume π
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13.10.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tea party
03.10.2025 07:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She said Boris is just a big teddy bear. Fuck off love π
29.09.2025 10:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@exploding-girl.bsky.social
28.09.2025 17:01 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0There's a dad at my kids school that looks the spitting image of Luciano Becchio
26.09.2025 14:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My cat went outside for 10 seconds , realised she was too cold and came back inside π±
25.09.2025 08:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not feeling like yourself in literal years kinda sucks, actually.
24.09.2025 01:20 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Paracetamol does not cause autism. Vaccines do not cause autism. It is not a disease. Some of the most wonderful, kind and intelligent people are autistic. Don't take advice from someone who said bleach yourself from Covid π
23.09.2025 08:10 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0For the Epsteinth time, Tylenol doesnβt cause autism.
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