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@srtacloudy.bsky.social

Life is beautiful and I have time.

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porfavor universo conspire ao meu favor

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ABSOLUTE DATENA

16.09.2024 02:33 — 👍 4569    🔁 862    💬 28    📌 27
This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction."

This is a 4-panel comic by War and Peas featuring a vampire lamenting modern dating and vampire culture. Panel 1: A vampire sits on a purple armchair, holding a smartphone in one hand. He says, "Dating is out of control since those Twilight movies." Panel 2: The vampire, looking more irritated, says, "All of a sudden vampires are cool. Vampires are hot." Panel 3: The vampire reads a message on his phone and says, "Here’s a message: 'Suck me dry, you sexy jagged-tooth Zaddy.'" The phone gives off a notification sound, "Pling." Panel 4: Looking frustrated, the vampire sighs and says, "People under 400 don’t know the art of seduction."

15.09.2024 17:40 — 👍 5375    🔁 715    💬 21    📌 22

The more I cook the more I realise more butter, more salt, more garlic is just the answer to everything.

05.09.2024 18:40 — 👍 1992    🔁 216    💬 105    📌 23

no dia 7 de setembro de 1822, às margens do rio Ipiranga, dom Pedro I gritou:
"Adore me, hold me and explore me, mark your territory
Tell me I'm the only, only, only, only one"

07.09.2024 14:33 — 👍 82    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 1

pele macia icarly de caju

07.09.2024 13:11 — 👍 2759    🔁 568    💬 16    📌 39
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Happy Independence Day, Brazil!

07.09.2024 09:49 — 👍 967    🔁 133    💬 13    📌 7
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jungkook realmente é fundador da zoiulandia

05.09.2024 10:06 — 👍 950    🔁 378    💬 9    📌 23

te amo namjoon 💋

02.09.2024 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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KIM NAMJOON?????????????????????

02.09.2024 02:51 — 👍 624    🔁 182    💬 11    📌 41
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IT’S SEPTEMBER 1ST

01.09.2024 18:53 — 👍 2333    🔁 391    💬 55    📌 84

Brazil, I'm devastated

30.08.2024 23:36 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i can't stop watching this video where a guy asks his Nigerian wife if she wants to go camping and she says "Stavro I did not come to this life to suffer". i've been thinking about it for days

30.08.2024 23:02 — 👍 2415    🔁 257    💬 66    📌 33

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