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Latest posts by asklepian.abyss.cafe.ap.brid.gy on Bluesky

im built like a 9yo playing with a character creator

02.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people will still call me anorexic though despite this being a healthy weight because all my weight goes to my ass and legs instead of to hiding my ribcage

02.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

0.08st

02.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

huge news
ive gained weight finally

02.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fucking Capricorn is 3cm taller than me fuck this

02.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently os 26 on the iPad removes a feature that is used almost daily by me
Glad I’m still on os 17 (would’ve been os 16 but I found out the hard way that auto updates were turned on that one time I connected it to the internet by mistake)

02.11.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am fish

01.11.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck society I will drink a frappe at 11pm

01.11.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a coffee
But every time I go to get a coffee I get really weird looks
I should try bottled coffee

01.11.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still caseless
cant find a pretty leather flip case for it

01.11.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wish it was heavier tho
i want a thinner but heavier phone so it can double as a throwing knife

01.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love my iphone air
apple is just selling it wrong

01.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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i forgot i did this to my error handler

01.11.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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really annoying how macos 26 does this whenever i speak with conversational awareness enabled

01.11.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on abyss.cafe

Something I would consider buying an android for is a foldable eink tablet
I know Apple will never make one
But if I could get one of those and sideload a real operating system like windows on arm and have a pen connected I would buy it in a heartbeat
I want a drawing tablet in my pocket but I […]

01.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently East Germany isn’t a country anymore? I have to use Ethiopia as E in my countries alphabet solution?? What a scam let’s nuke Ethiopia

01.11.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The lowest spec Intel hardware I own (including my old macs) is over twice the spec abyss is running on

01.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok so offline testing shows that what i have planned to do would only invalidate our https certificate which is very easy to renew
only issue is i dont have any x86 hardware thats a lower spec than this server so i dont know if it would work exactly as planned

01.11.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dont remember what 172.233.79.88 is so im deleting it and hoping it doesnt break anything

01.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i could almost completely eliminate the hosting costs but i live deep in a rural area so internet is frequently spotty and im planning on moving soon
unless i find a permanent spot i cannot host abyss at home

01.11.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the biggest cost on us is having 8gb of ram which misskey requires for the database despite never actually hitting that
i think i might be able to cut us down to 50$/month

01.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im gonna look into cost cutting methods since we are not using all the resources im paying for

01.11.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

abyss cafe has now officially cost me 1000$

01.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on abyss.cafe

i was expecting fishe to win so i have more stuff done for that than blood sucker
so theres going to be abit of a delay sorry about that (i spent alot of time creating somewhat realistic stormy water stuff)
there are however 6 weeks in november this year so november is going to last until i can […]

31.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Windows 11 preview build screenshot of the Wi-Fi control center. There is a speedometer button labeled "Test internet speed" next to the refresh available networks button, which supposedly by its name would bring the user over to an actual network speed test page.

Windows 11 preview build screenshot of the Wi-Fi control center. There is a speedometer button labeled "Test internet speed" next to the refresh available networks button, which supposedly by its name would bring the user over to an actual network speed test page.

The actual result after clicking the button is Windows opening a Bing search result page for "internet speed test". The results it produces are bogus, and were clearly generated by a language learning/artificial "intelligence" model.

The actual result after clicking the button is Windows opening a Bing search result page for "internet speed test". The results it produces are bogus, and were clearly generated by a language learning/artificial "intelligence" model.

the most recent Windows insider preview release added an internet speed test "button" to the Wi-Fi control center that actually just tells you to fucking Google it instead

i cannot take this bloody company seriously these days

28.10.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 66    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Watching a YouTuber commit multiple federal crimes in a YouTube short so he can leave a cart in the aldi parking lot like some sort of rodent wearing a trench coat

31.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m gonna depreciate my programming language and just remove scripting from my game engine entirely I think

31.10.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck

31.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plushie will be rich in 30 seconds

31.10.2025 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you make a YouTube video saying a country will collapse in X days it gets that many more days to survive
Every country has a secret YouTube channel where they just post videos about how they and their allies will collapse in 3 days

31.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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