Crab Slacks

Cry me a crick.

"Who distracts the distractions" I wonder as I order x-ray specs from a comic book for another comic book while I also order x-ray specs from the second comic book for the first comic book. All in Latin.

Today is my Tuesday

#animal #video Determination

Don’t forget to roll up your windows it’s gonna be stupid out today

The many stars visible in Denali, Alaska. Pine tree shadows and faint Northern Lights adorn the horizon. So tired

I’m Just Like The Tiredest I've Ever Been In My Life - Tim Robinson

Pic of the day

#photography

The large hadron collider was a mistake dude I'm telling you. As soon as they really got rolling with that we immediately ended up in the 1985-B timeline with Mayor Biff, I mean wtf

There are 2 pieces of pie under there…

And so it begins…

starting to actually watch the fallout tv series and kinda wish that walton goggins and ella purnell switched roles because goggins playing an ingenue would rule and ella would look so cool in the ghoul sfx makeup

I misplaced a slice of cheese earlier.

I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon

Cat sort of

Cat with lips????

WHY DOES MY CAT HAVE LIPS TODAY

the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent

The Aristocrats!

Like that “My Legs!” fish In Sponge Bob but it’s “My Back!”

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

There are 2 Sleestaks inside of you…

I already have time blindness, deafness and numbness so if you add multiple doses of cold medicine and DaYLighTsAVinGTiME to this patient you’re going to find me nude in a ditch somewhere staring into the sun.

the reason the government hasn’t gotten rid of this wildly unpopular time change bullshit is because it’s psychological warfare to keep us confused and docile

gave out old Bluesky invite codes to trick or treaters this year. they set my lawn on fire and called me a bitch

halloween is the beginning of the fattening.

[at Arby's] may i please have two roast beeves

Livin’ la vida tapioca.

Once I started pronouncing baseline like Vaseline, things just really seemed to fall into place for me.

Woocarved weird creature with one eye, small tentacles as a motuh, curvy horns, a robre, and a duck on its head.

Anthropomorphic octopus wearing a dress. It has a frog taking shelter on a book on its head. Its holding a basket in its tentacle arms. The base is like dark waters, where, among bulrush, a sword emerge. On the handle, a kingfisher sits.

A sculpture of an anthropomorphic crow with a hooded cape. Its hand is on the pommel of its sword, wich is attached at its side. On the other arm, a squirrel is climbing. Beside its feets, a cat sits.

An anthropomorphic goose weraing plate armor. It' holding a shield and a mace. On the mace, red robin sits.

Hello #PortfolioDay !

I'm a woodcarver from France. I'm sculpting animals, anthropomorphic ones or weird creatures.

You can find my work on my website, but also ... on DOOM II !

My DOOM II portfolio mod :

www.moddb.com/mods/museumwad

My website :

bisonrimant.fr