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@protoninspector.bsky.social

Smart person’s idea of a stupid person

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Or posting on here amirite fellas πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

24.01.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Lyonel Baratheon wearing an impressive antler crown with his hands raised in exasperation trying to get the attention of the crowd, the subtitles read β€œI’ve had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen”, which should be read a little bitchily

Lyonel Baratheon wearing an impressive antler crown with his hands raised in exasperation trying to get the attention of the crowd, the subtitles read β€œI’ve had a profound thought, if anyone would care to listen”, which should be read a little bitchily

raising my hand to ask the dumbest question after a conference talk

24.01.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Which you are right to maintain 🫑

24.01.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I already told you I don’t love you, because you aren’t a worm.

24.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I think I’ve seen a couple of his shorts he seems cool

23.01.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What, do that you can remove it?

23.01.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I assume so, yes!

20.01.2026 11:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That already exists right here bsky.app/profile/prot...

19.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, not a citizen!

19.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A while back someone on twitter got mad at me for not voting for Hillary in 2016 and when I pointed out I didn’t even live in the US then, they said I should have phone banked for her

19.01.2026 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone got any good recommendations for recipes? Sites, books, YouTube videos, anything at all. Preferably things that can be made for one person or batch cooking for the week fairly easily by someone who’s cooking skills while not non existent are not exactly Michelin star

06.01.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Why all these questions?

02.01.2026 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scientific endeavours

02.01.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I have good news and bad news

02.01.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I borrow your floor?

02.01.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My parents WiFi is so bad it’s like the house’s walls are lined with lead

02.01.2026 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I see the β€œdiscourse” here is rancid too.

02.01.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I would but I can’t be bothered

02.01.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yayyy!

02.01.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I already do that on twitter

02.01.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t even really have anything to post

02.01.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Year, I love you all, especially the haters

01.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it’s late but Merry Pissmass everyone

31.12.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

omw to hoot your nanny

31.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Think of the smell

31.12.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never keep your hot car in a dog

31.12.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone ready to send ill judged β€œHappy New Year πŸ₯³β€ messages tonight?

31.12.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

2026 won’t be my year, I’m saving that for 2028.

31.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible piece of wax just fell out my ear

31.12.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0