Persephone: is this spot taken?
Hades: you're pointing at my lap
Persephone: that doesn't really answer my question
09.02.2025 19:05 — 👍 53 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0
Aphrodite, seductively: tell me your wildest fantasy
Ares: i'm on the wheel of fortune and i spin it so hard it lights on fire
Aphrodite: no, that's what i meant-
Ares: everyone claps
06.02.2025 15:54 — 👍 48 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1
Dionysus: or, we do this the old-fashioned way!
Dionysus: *pulls out a molotov cocktail*
Hermes: how did you make that so fast?!
22.01.2025 14:18 — 👍 38 🔁 7 💬 3 📌 0
i am SCREAMING
21.01.2025 21:50 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Apollo and Hermes: *cuddling*
Aphrodite: for sure they're lovers
Ares: i thought they were just friends
Dionysus: not lovers or just friends, but a secret third thing
21.01.2025 19:54 — 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
Zeus, texting: answer the phone
Hades, texting: i don't have a phone, stop calling me
15.01.2025 11:51 — 👍 114 🔁 12 💬 0 📌 0
happy new year, everyone!! i hope you have an amazing 2025 ⭐ may the gods bless you all 🫶🏼
01.01.2025 00:07 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*playing taboo at a party, the word is queen*
Persephone: okay, what am i?
Hades: beautiful!
Persephone: more serious
Hades: gorgeous
Persephone: my job
Hades: the love of my life-
Hekate: can you play the game instead of being a simp for one minute straight, Hades?!!
27.12.2024 12:54 — 👍 114 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 1
therapy isn't enough. i need to join a dionysian cult and behead a man in a divine indused mania
19.11.2024 01:36 — 👍 96 🔁 19 💬 1 📌 1
i hope you know you're kind of a piece of shit 🫶🏼
18.11.2024 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
exactly!!
17.11.2024 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
myths were made to reflect the ancient society, so yeah, misogyny is sadly a huge part of it
16.11.2024 23:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
hot girls are obsessed with greek mythology
girls is this true??
16.11.2024 20:13 — 👍 163 🔁 32 💬 8 📌 9
Artemis: i heard Dionysus is in jail
Hermes: yeah, for something he didn’t do
Artemis: what didn’t he do?
Hermes: run fast enough
15.11.2024 00:48 — 👍 171 🔁 28 💬 0 📌 0
this means i can post here my Melinoe info thread AGAIN? great day for annoying lesbians (me) 🤌🏼
14.11.2024 20:17 — 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
14.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
hi, everyone! i hope we can all have some fun 😎
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