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I maintain that ducks are meaner, but smaller. Theirs is an impotent rage.

I like her, but hard disagree.

She has a variety of health problems, and also 4 boys

I think my sister is on a first-name basis with the entire ER department 😬

WWII army pilot training washout, garage door sales.

WWII pacific naval vet, ...... grifting? IDK we don't talk about him much

So glad to not be at a church this week

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

A picture of Josh Lyman from The West Wing, with the text "I'm so sick of congress I could vomit." By insta user @karenhallionart

Throw some Bad Bunny on while you do it, it helps a lot!

Scrolling through my doom piles. Am I doing it right?

Interpreter

Sorry about the yelling, but sometimes you gotta.

HEY EVERYONE IN UTAH PLEASE GO TO VOTE.UTAH.GOV AND CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION INFO TO MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS NOT ON THIS PETITION.

If it is, you can get it removed! (ASAP!)

Well now *I* am going to have a hard time not doing that.

We've got a Canyon and 3 Silases.

Abolish the legal gender marker entirely. No government can be trusted to have a database of which people have changed theirs, no government has any business tracking what your gender is "supposed" to be in the first place.

We got locked out of the disny+ we were sharing so he's trying to convince me to pay for it. "You can afford it, mom."

My 9YO just informed me that $144 is "not that much." 🫠

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

German has two different types of "sorry" for occasions such as these

Skeletor rises his fists to the sky. Text below him reads "maybe it will happen today."

Like in the movie Dave? A girl can dream.

Things you can do instead of watching the state of the union:
-Take an everything shower (and blow dry your hair)
-Clean out your purse
-Close all your browser tabs
-Start to close the tabs, find a recipe that you've been meaning to make, then do it
-Trigger your environmental allergies

Oh, same, definitely.

Also my ads are now 100% for merino wool clothes. And underclothes.

Ikea

I clicked on that ad so I could share it with you, and now they are sending marketing emails to my work address. HOW.

Hayden Bra - Black Seamless Merino wool support you’ll never want to take off. The Hayden Bra is breathable, wire-free, moisture-wicking, and built for movement.

www.woolx.com/products/hay...

I just saw an ad for a wool bra, and as a person with myriad allergies....shudder.

This whole thread... 😱

AI is already well within the "malevolent djinn" category. 🫠