The War Llama

Sad news for the voters of Clacton who were hoping Farage would be able to bend the POTUS’ ear about fortnightly bin collections.

The worst part is… Hannah will do her best to make those arseholes' lives better, and they will never appreciate her for it.

Even that would not be peaceful; men do that to women every day when simply demanding attention. It's harassment. Peaceful protest is standing or marching in a public space to get noticed, not stalking a woman trying to do her job.

KEEP MEN OUT OF WOMEN'S SPACES! says the sign worn by a man *checks notes* invading a woman's personal space.

And if someone were to, say, punch that little fucker in the face to ACTUALLY keep that woman safe, the useless cops there would arrest them.

Waiting for the Home Office to proscribe transphobes.

Accurate photo of me waking up each day.

A tampax box sits next to an unfolded tampax box, which has a similar layout/silhouette to a face hugger from Alien, albeit with a fatter tail.

Did you know that an unfolded tampon box looks a bit like a facehugger?

Happy International Women’s Day.

Glasgow friends: stay safe, wear a filter mask.

It makes me so, so furious that listed buildings in Glasgow keep *mysteriously* being destroyed in massive fires, which *mysteriously* benefits property developers. Something's got to be fucking done about this. I'm so angry.

Irish Americans have finally had an idea that is worse than the Hunger Strike Commemorative Plate. And yes, that was real.

I guess that because she doesn't have eyes bigger than her forehead, tits bigger than her arsecheeks and a stupid squeaky voice - plus an actual personality and backbone and, oops *checks notes* stands up to Nazis - she's undesirable to the oncel crowd, huh?

Is there a single thing in Grok's response that's true?

Dude forgot to put on his Palpatine cosplay.

Dumb? It's an awesome pun!

Skillet-Doux: a love letter to cooking and food!

Ever get the feeling that, due to a typo, a time traveller travelled to the wrong point in history and killed the wrong Kennedy?

Once the queer shit is gone they'll go back to bitching about PoC and women. Once they're gone it'll be disabled people, fat people and so on until all entertainment is about an average-looking brown-haired dude named Chad.

Then they'll bitch about how everything's the same these days.

Can somebody please tell my 7 year old that just because it's International Women's Day, doesn't mean she gets to argue with literally everything I ask her to do?

We give animals rights dude.

Does it ever occur to this wankers that THEY might be the reason Jesus hasn't come back? I mean, if I walked past a pub and saw Trump, Farage, et al. sitting in it I wouldn't go in, you know what I mean?

What fucking city is this?

I'm running low and broke.

I mean, to be fair, heterosexual relationships *are* pretty hard to explain. “You see, when a man and a woman hate each other very much but are trapped within the framework of a traditionally patriarchal society…”

I'll believe algorithms have gained sentience once AI bros do.

Come on, Jude. "Horstism" was right there.

Happy International Women's Day everyone. (November 19th)

I was today years old when I finally understood the pun behind @darmato.bsky.social's online handle.

It's been almost 17 years.

I am not a smart llama.

Best of luck, friend.

Of course, as a food writer you know that you should always pre-cook your machismo.

Keir was his father's greatest tool.

Especially when they are pretty much the other guys.

A photograph of a very snuggly-looking ginger cat lying belly-up.

MUST… NOT… BURY… FACE… IN… FUZZY… BELLY!