The War Llama's Avatar

The War Llama

@thewarllama.bsky.social

A future incarnation of thellamagod.bsky.social who, unlike him, is very old, tired and angr… wait. Never mind. #AntiFascist #FreePalestine #TransRights #FuckTheTories #FuckLabour #FuckReform #FuckTheIDF #BLM #ACAB NO MORE.

172 Followers  |  118 Following  |  2,666 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2024  |  2.5501

Latest posts by thewarllama.bsky.social on Bluesky

If you see somebody stealing food, no you didn't.

12.10.2025 12:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Antihistamines are the true histamines!

12.10.2025 12:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bought a 3D printer in the Amazon sale thingy*, because I could afford it and I've always wanted one, mainly for printing spare parts for broken toys. Currently printing some replacement limbs for an incomplete Dalek figure. Overjoyed at how simple this is to use!

12.10.2025 10:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quick! Throw a Pokeball! Those don't spawn every day!

12.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
Stewart Lee: The thugs have taken my flag. So I’ve taken theirs What do you do with a lot of cheap banners hanging from motorway bridges once you’ve torn them down?

“I’m old enough to remember when mainstream British politicians, who should know better, stirred up racial hatred as a path to power. You’re old enough to remember too because it was last Tuesday. And it was Robert Jenrick”

Cathartic anger at flag-flying racism.

www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

12.10.2025 08:44 — 👍 1716    🔁 637    💬 49    📌 30

Bad Dragon are missing a trick.

11.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't eat them then, Nigel.

11.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The best Jared Leto movie is Fight Club, because his face gets punched into paste.

11.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I meant, we still could.

11.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eventually people will learn to stop casting Jared Leto in things.

11.10.2025 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RIGHT?!

11.10.2025 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Nigel Farage on Russia Today.

Nigel Farage on Russia Today.

Glad to see Nigel Farage has finally remembered Nathan Gill, former leader of Reform in Wales - found guilty of taking bribes from Russia.

Maybe he'll now remember how much he took from Putin's propaganda broadcaster Russia Today for all his TV appearances when he was a MEP?

11.10.2025 17:48 — 👍 3564    🔁 1317    💬 110    📌 54

HOLY SHIT. IS THE KNIFE OKAY?

11.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photograph of a hand holding a small transparent packet bearing the label "Lubricant: Not Edible".

Photograph of a hand holding a small transparent packet bearing the label "Lubricant: Not Edible".

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME.

11.10.2025 18:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

@zackpolanski.bsky.social I'm going to need your policy on this ASAP.

11.10.2025 11:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

For the first time in history, I can say the following words in honesty: I am really excited for Question Time!

10.10.2025 08:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why even are Reply Guys?

10.10.2025 08:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're looking fantastic, Zarah! Not a trace left of the tire treads on your back from the bus Corbyn threw you under the other week!

09.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 26    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 1

Ah, Zia Yusuf. Proudly flying the Reform colours because he is absolutely certain that those leopards don't even *like* faces.

09.10.2025 21:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Zack, with respect, you just accused me of spreading misinformation."
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"

09.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I WIN

09.10.2025 20:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whose finger? Farage's?

09.10.2025 12:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Small: "I don't want to go school! I wish I could destroy every school!"

Me: "Well, first you'd have to join the Conservative Party."

09.10.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't trust any organisation or corporation. I certainly don't trust anybody who runs a social media platform.

09.10.2025 06:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're not a nobody. You are fierce. You are strong. You are a survivor. And you are one of my favourite things about BlueSky.

One day, I hope to return to Scotland and get hideously drunk in a pub with you whilst putting the world to rights. ❤️

09.10.2025 06:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has there been an East Sussex-based anime con called Attack on Brighton yet?

09.10.2025 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think we need green baseball caps with "Give Britain Hope Again" emblazoned on them as double "fuck you" to both Farage and his senpai Trump.

09.10.2025 05:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kemi Badenoch looks in the mirror and sees Vetinari; the rest of us know she's Snapcase.

09.10.2025 05:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOU LEAVE BILL HICKS ALONE

09.10.2025 05:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah? And?

08.10.2025 22:09 — 👍 318    🔁 40    💬 29    📌 0

@thewarllama is following 20 prominent accounts