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UrAwkwardUncle

@awkwardmunky.bsky.social

NSFW | 18+ | πŸ“Los Angeles kinda smart kinda dumb. baked goods are my true weakness, along with crippling anxiety. here to collect big dicks and hot guys like they're PokΓ©mon. gotta catch 'em all. β€œI’m a lazy 50yo bougie bitch.” -Pedro Pascal πŸ’•

1,075 Followers  |  909 Following  |  970 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2023
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Happy Birthday, stud! πŸ»πŸŽ‚

24.12.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Only a tiny bit hung over after my friend’s holiday party last night

14.12.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

come over.

14.12.2025 08:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tall, nerdy and with a pretty big dick. Not too bad

11.12.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 1
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You guys just look how beautifully golden brown this tuna melt I made for myself turned out 🀀

11.12.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What beers are you boys into? Lately I’ve been into Sapporo. I just recently realized that I don’t have to be eating sushi to enjoy it.

10.12.2025 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vodka

10.12.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Uuuugh

10.12.2025 07:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof πŸ₯΅

06.12.2025 05:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

come over πŸ₯΅πŸ˜ˆ

06.12.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brb screaming into the void

06.12.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof 🀀

04.12.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday, stud! πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‰πŸ»

04.12.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof, what a stud!! 😻😻πŸ₯΅

03.12.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅

03.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What a fucking cutie 😻

02.12.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching this as I’m sitting on a train

30.11.2025 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would love to whiff of those sexy pits 😏

28.11.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happily πŸ₯΅

28.11.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯΅

28.11.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😻😻😻

28.11.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also stuffed with yummy turkeyday dinner

28.11.2025 07:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Such a sexy boy as well

28.11.2025 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes those are jockstraps hanging on the door knob

28.11.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad is a little tipsy from Thanksgiving dinner. What you up to son?

28.11.2025 06:35 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 59    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

Need some of this πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

28.11.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lol I’m so high in this pic

28.11.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Just left there about 20 mins ago yeah tuesday’s aren’t a great night there

26.11.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooof 🀀

26.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0