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UrAwkwardUncle

@awkwardmunky.bsky.social

NSFW | 18+ | 📍Los Angeles kinda smart kinda dumb. baked goods are my true weakness, along with crippling anxiety. here to collect big dicks and hot guys like they're Pokémon. gotta catch 'em all. “I’m a lazy 50yo bougie bitch.” -Pedro Pascal 💕

1,075 Followers  |  909 Following  |  970 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2023
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Happy Birthday, stud! 🍻🎂

24.12.2025 06:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Only a tiny bit hung over after my friend’s holiday party last night

14.12.2025 22:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

come over.

14.12.2025 08:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tall, nerdy and with a pretty big dick. Not too bad

11.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 409    🔁 50    💬 12    📌 1
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You guys just look how beautifully golden brown this tuna melt I made for myself turned out 🤤

11.12.2025 23:46 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What beers are you boys into? Lately I’ve been into Sapporo. I just recently realized that I don’t have to be eating sushi to enjoy it.

10.12.2025 07:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vodka

10.12.2025 07:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Uuuugh

10.12.2025 07:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooof 🥵

06.12.2025 05:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

come over 🥵😈

06.12.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

brb screaming into the void

06.12.2025 05:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooof 🤤

04.12.2025 09:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy Birthday, stud! 🎂🎉🍻

04.12.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooof, what a stud!! 😻😻🥵

03.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵

03.12.2025 06:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What a fucking cutie 😻

02.12.2025 03:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m watching this as I’m sitting on a train

30.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Would love to whiff of those sexy pits 😏

28.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happily 🥵

28.11.2025 08:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🥵

28.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😻😻😻

28.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also stuffed with yummy turkeyday dinner

28.11.2025 07:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Such a sexy boy as well

28.11.2025 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes those are jockstraps hanging on the door knob

28.11.2025 07:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dad is a little tipsy from Thanksgiving dinner. What you up to son?

28.11.2025 06:35 — 👍 583    🔁 59    💬 17    📌 2

Need some of this 🥵🥵🥵

28.11.2025 07:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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lol I’m so high in this pic

28.11.2025 07:24 — 👍 43    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Just left there about 20 mins ago yeah tuesday’s aren’t a great night there

26.11.2025 05:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ooof 🤤

26.11.2025 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0