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Sketch featuring Carol Sturka and Zosia from Pluribus. Zosia is lighting a cig for Carol, there’s a smiley face looming over them.

Gave Pluribus a try, it was gay

congratulations to America on her bottom surgery

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Crazy thing is the Germans didn’t have a historical precedent to warn them

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

jimmy fallon in black and white

Jimmy Fallon Executed After Ending Show's 20 Minute Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk 8 Seconds Early

Exactly this

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

If Andor taught us one thing, it’s that we should probably cancel Disney+ right now.

It’s time for Bluesky to break containment

Print this out and put it up everywhere in your town

As an American, I can’t even imagine what it’s like to have access to public arts funding. Every grant I’ve ever received (few as they are) all came from outside the US.

- you clean up that banksy?
- sure did, your honour, leaving a perfect, permanent outline, imbuing the work with real fuckin gravitas while making its point better than the artist did himself just like you asked

Cillian Murphy: I have ROMO: Relief Of Missing Out

Immediately adding this into my lexicon.

DIY > AI

Hole in the Bottom of My Brain AJR · The Maybe Man · Song · 2023

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Guessing peoples ages based on what they watch makes about as much sense as guessing what color eyes someone has based on looking at their hands

I know I’m not breaking new ground here but The Little Einsteins theme song is one of the best theme songs of all time

My vibe is feeling overwhelmed but also like I’m not doing enough.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

Kennedy Curse Sure Taking Its Sweet Time With RFK Jr.

We all agree that John Cena is a better actor than the Rock, right??

BREAKING: SpaceX Starship explodes during static fire test

The random people at the spontaneous protest that popped off because they saw the busboy at their neighborhood restaurant being kidnapped by ICE should have planned the optics better

It’s official. Studio Execs are now using Chat GPT to evaluate screenplays. Here’s proof from a friend’s pass letter:

Not only is it vague and unhelpful, it references one specific — an antique camera.

The problem?

THERE’S NO ANTIQUE CAMERA IN THE FUCKING SCRIPT.