Dachande. Wuffsteiger

Same

It appears I have alarmingly low platelets and am gonna get to ride in the wee woo box to another hospital

Fuck my life

Fml

fair fair.

You forgot the beer. all the beer.

Create a Kanbang board...

Well after pancaking my phone and shattering the screen were off to the races with an unwanted upgrade.

The proper clothes for a flight are pajamas you're willing to burn after you maybe land.

i see what ya did there, well played.

it honestly felt to me like the writers were told to sabotage it into garbage when it got to the circus part.

Ahh the disappointment

It's still better than macos. I was just grumpy puppy after password reset garbage on epic games.

combine that with windows 11 being absolute dog shit spread on a cracker that's force fed in to you because fuck your menu bar position after twenty plus years of having it on the left i'm just about fucking over it. fuck hiccups and cuck windows 11.

nothing makes me want to chuck a slug into my head more than fucking hiccups and i'm getting sick of this shit.

I love my bidets. Though the first one I had I needed to add a flow restriction filter because that bitch was trying to wash off the back of my teeth. But now it's good and if I go full strength it makes a nice douche.

I totally misread that...

Ahh my lovely ear dildo

clearly we both shop at costco. looking forward to my new eye appointment and some Danishes.

Sure why not

a challenge for anyone willing

post a selfie of you right now at this moment. no filter, no edit, just shoot and post.

ya dad got doodled. which is different than diddling your daddy.

LVFC fursuit photo.

chaiwolfessphotography.smugmug.com/Fandom-Conve... I can smell this photo. Props if you can wheres Waldo me. Might get a gift.

Right?! I swear my gardener just tries to blow everything in my neighbor's yard and then theirs fights back it's fucking stupid.

Can do...

They are the one thing I would outlaw if I had power. Brooms exist.

Mood

The moment I'm in range of one for sale...