Angus Beef

Love me some affirmations 💅

Need to find this woman and pay her to follow me around hyping me up like this ❤️‍🔥

I don’t dream big enough 😔

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Ilhan Omar about to punch a slime bucket of a man, just an absolute potato sack looking motherfucker.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

Eternity was exactly what I was expecting and wanting. Made me want to go home and immediately watch “Everything, Everywhere” - 10/0

Comic. Doing a task using a company or organization’s website: [flowchart] Go to website, try to log in → Did it work? → Yes → Try to do your task. → Did it work? Yes → Nice! Done! If logging in did not work → Spend hours troubleshooting account / login. If that works, go to Try to do your task. If no → Give up and call customer service. If spending hours troubleshooting doesn’t work, also give up and call customer service. After calling customer service: Hold message: “Did you know you could do all this more quickly and easily on our website? Just go to w-w-w dot…” → Throw phone and laptop into the sea.

Website Task Flowchart

xkcd.com/3175/

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Having a big personality in the office is a lot like being high around disney adults

#CurrentlyReading Didn’t even get 15 pages in Sisyphus before I put it down to back-to-back Hierarchy. It’s been endlessly recommended online and when I saw the second book coming out, figured I’d wait before going all in.

#CurrentlyReading I mixed this book up with The Stranger and didn’t realize at first. Gotta say - I dunno how hard of a detour this is, but jfc each sentence is like a Death Cab lyric battering-rammed into your temple. This book needs to be an audiobook over subway surfer clips. I beg.

#CurrentlyReading The Magicians has been endlessly recommended to me & my friend lent me her copy. 20 pages in & I had to go buy the full series. I’m on book 3 now, but needed to immortalize on my feed this line bc I will be thinking about it until I die 🤘🙌❤️‍🔥

YouTube video by FlorenceMachineVEVO Florence + The Machine - Sympathy Magic (Official Video)

Her best yet 🤍 Fuck. Me. Up.

i feel so pretty 🥰🥰🥰

#CurrentlyReading In an effort to my insane end of year reading goal, I switched up my method on how I’m reading books on my TBR and I have a feeling I’m going to INHALE this series and stopped at my local book store to pick up the rest of this trilogy after powering thru the first 120pgs in an hour

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

Me participating in the corporate ice breaker:

The only people who deserve to be upset about this are his children. And that’s only if, when they reach adulthood, they are misaligned with their father’s beliefs.

Apple is so cringe anymore. Not for the “android bro” reasons but just the Apple Events as a whole. Like imagine doing all of that to release… industry standard features parading them as revolutionary.

Apple stopped being revolutionary ever since Tim Apple took over honestly

#CurrentlyReading This one is prob gunna break me lol

Coming back now that it’s been a few days since I finished Katabasis - The only thing that makes me second guess this will be my fave of the year is that I’m holding off on reading “Will of the Many” until the sequel comes out in November. RF Kuang is 🤌💋 3/3

What the fuck?

#CurrentlyReading After Katabasis, I had to

*IDK why re: 3 diff Kristen Bell shows, but these were what 1st came to mind - The Good Place bc obvi , VMars for the noir vibes, & Nobody Wants This for the romance aspect.

BookTok can do too much re: “ req preread” takes, but tbh I’n loving this book sm that they’ll prob be added to my TBR 2/2

#CurrentlyReading Been moving slower through this than I wanted bc busy, but - pending a read of Yellowface - this is def my fave of hers. If you liked Piranesi, The Good Place, Veronica Mars, Nobody Wants This*, & just the dark academia genre in general: RUN to your local bookstore. 1/2