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This and "you are not alone" are his best imo, but I can't listen to them without thinking about the horrible things he's done πŸ˜”

07.03.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts! I loved her in Criminal Minds and she's an amazing voice actress too.

Lana Kane from Archer is one of my favorite characters in an animated show.

07.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A true Capricorn King πŸ‘‘

07.03.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Insecure - As much as I loved it, I was very disappointed with season 5. It felt rushed πŸ˜•

Living Single - they DID NOT get a proper last season. Only 13 episodes. Max making a irrational decision to get pregnant and it just happens to be Kyle's baby?! Regine getting married but no wedding episode

06.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all remember when we used to get stars named after people we loved?! πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Swear half my ex gfs gotta star πŸ˜†

06.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hard R states is sending me but this map accurate asf 😭

06.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely me if any of my siblings made it to that status lol
I love you and you better NOT quit, WE need to keep going πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 13:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our entire legal/Justice system

06.03.2026 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm crying at how accurate this is 😭

06.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bali, Costa Rica and Brazil are on my travel list this year 😊

06.03.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I been returning texts like I'm writing letters in the 1800s and now my friends and family think I'm crazy 🀣🀣🀣

No sense of humor having asses 😭

06.03.2026 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That part and I also travel for work. He said I had a "masculine" job πŸ˜‚. I basically do IT training and implementation. Men are weird 😭

05.03.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg this and/or meeting a man who thinks he's an intellectual but he's ONLY read "48 laws of power" πŸ™„

05.03.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had a man tell me something similar πŸ˜‚ he said he didn't trust women who traveled to other countries by themselves
Like, what?!

05.03.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

60??!!?
*Looks up flights to Singapore* πŸ˜†

05.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next time it crosses your mind or you fix your fingers to say something slick about the Black voters, please remember we're the conscience of this party and these United States. If Black voters truly decide to walk away from the party, it will be curtains for everybody.

05.03.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

Only time I've never needed on was at gun trade shows, but those have become MAGA hangouts so I avoid them like the plague. I'm going to try to order this new Dezzy and see what it do.
Thanks for the info

05.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still have ppl trying to bully me into getting an iPhone

Literally had someone cancel our date bcuz I "texted with a broke green bubble"

Bihh do you know how much Galaxy's cost?! Da'fuq πŸ˜’

05.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate it bcuz this was news to me. The fact our court house is still actively taking payments and applications for permits is insane.

05.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I see the law updated in 2022. I've been renewing mine every time it expired and they never told me I didn't need it anymore 😭

Still, I don't trust that law to apply to US so better safe than sorry.

05.03.2026 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Weird because I just finished the renewal application and Ive never been able to purchase a weapon without my license.

*Adjusted my settings so you could respond if you wanted to

05.03.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You just reminded me to renew my CCW.

Lawd knows I can't be caught slipping in GA

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely dusted my knees off for this one πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Life ain’t been normal since 2016 😩

05.03.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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Me, liking random peoples posts.

05.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 268    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9
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Anyways… you’re welcome 😘 #MegSexual

05.03.2026 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 70

"Are you living your life pursuing your dreams or avoiding your fears?" -Glo Atanmo

Been marinating on this one for a minute

05.03.2026 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Baby Keem - Good Flirts (Official Video) ft. Kendrick Lamar, Momo Boyd
YouTube video by BabyKeemVEVO Baby Keem - Good Flirts (Official Video) ft. Kendrick Lamar, Momo Boyd

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WE HAVE A GOOD FLIRTS VIDEO!!!!

@meekayelah.bsky.social @deejay.blacksky.app

youtu.be/N8bI6FYLqgc?...

05.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Swear the letter "R" be whooping Baltimore and Memphis niggas ass πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

05.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*me trying to flirt:

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are CuTe

Okay I'll see myself out 🫣

05.03.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0