Paul Church

The four panel Anakin / Padme meme with the text "I have returned to the sky", "in a plane?", "...in a plane, right?"

You may laugh now, but those are the kind of results you can get when you reduce drug prices by 1500%.

If Subway was really smart they'd introduce new "tactical" packaging and an ad campaign promoting the 6-inch sub as a concealed carry option.

I think we need a double blind randomized controlled trial to evaluate whether that rule is justified. For science.

Distribute pieces of the rubble to supporters like they were pieces of the Berlin Wall.

No backdoors in their software.

The camera uses advanced fiber optics.

Ranked number two in the personal health tech market.

lecherous lackluster leftists leaping lasciviously? 😂

Remaining strategies to increase revenue (increase conversion from free to paid, increase monetization from paid users, etc.) are different from strategies that worked when they could 10x usage by having more people try the product for the first time. I'm just saying some low-hanging fruit is gone.

This shouldn't be surprising - there aren't that many humans. Google/Facebook faced similar saturation problems. If they have 700M MAUs, well, there's 8B humans but many are very young or very old or in a closed market like China or have no money or have already decided not to use your product.

after a series of highly unusual shadow docket rulings during the 2025 playoffs, this became known as the "major league questions doctrine"

other than you and GotN?

...no 😂

suspicious that it doesn't say the east coast *of what*

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that that the facts used to include you on these lists may have been of sub-standard quality.

They titled a BBS door game "TradeWars 2002" because 2002 sounded like a long time in the future.

"I regret to announce that - though, as I said, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to spend among you - this is the END. I am going. I am leaving NOW. GOOD-BYE!" he said, and was abruptly raptured.

scientists baffled as the success rate of the breakfast-themed neg attempt remains stubbornly at zero

squash is the plural of quash but there was a terrible mutation along the way

ugh, the tools hit exactly in a blind spot of my hand-eye coordination where trying to switch from RT to up/down+RB has such a high failure rate that I have to neglect them completely instead - I wonder if I'd do better with them on Y...

did you mean: lesbian bidet? 😂

Haunted Chocolatier, probably.

bathing in raccoon blood was 64% more effective than drinking according to a study I saw on facebook but you won't get that kind of information from the corrupt mainstream establishment

twenty dollars, same as in town

My child, when you saw only one set of penises in the sand, it was then that...

...actually it's probably better if you don't know exactly where my dual foot-penises were. Let's just say they were "otherwise occupied".

Tom Clancy rises from his grave, grabs a notepad and begins scribbling frantic notes.

Obviously, $80k wouldn't be enough if the job was to edit Ed down to one 800 word column a week.

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Trump take distant cheese

I'm suddenly anxious about being home before the streetlights come on.

What I particularly love about this post is that the post itself reads as being likely AI-generated.