Annie B

Let them eat paté.

Just waiting for the coming exposé: Confessions of a WoSo Marketing Intern Inside a Mystery Tattoo Glory Hole

My 12 year old daughter told me she does this. It broke my heart.

Unfortunately, Kansas City just ended their free bus program.

If I’m the pilot I tell them to pound sand and find someone else to fly them home.

Ok yeah. ~Ken jeong I’ll allow it dot gif~

Only a guy as mediocre as Chris Armas would waltz into a Shield-winning organization and think, nah I’m gonna blow it up.

Mixed like a fricking Kitchen Aid, man. I’ll come for Armas myself if this doesn’t pay off.

Yes, judicial warrants do neuter the ability to apprehend. THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT. What an absolute whiznozzle.

If a curler can say it with his whole chest at the biggest event in his sport, the place he’s worked his whole life to get to, then other athletes can too.

(Looking at you, US Soccer.)

a man in a suit and tie is saying i just feel like my heart is going to burst Alt: a man in a suit and tie is sobbing with running mascara saying i just feel like my heart is going to burst because it’s full rainbows

When Korey’s team lost in the trials in 2022, his parents were sitting down the row from me and after he lost they climbed over me to meet him in the aisle while he cried in their arms. I’m just so happy for him right now. Not only finally making the Olympics but now definitely a medalist.

Twenty-five years ago I sat behind a guy in the outfield seats at a Royals game. It was hot, he was shirtless, and he had a full back tattoo that read, “Kid Rock is Pimp.”

I wonder how he’s doing today.

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show

And to think people skipped that beautiful celebration to watch effing Kid Rock. What a bunch of losers.

Did they leave the little brother plane behind?

This is my ASMR

Ilia Malinin in a rhinestone costume before the Free Skate in the Team Figure Skating competition.

Sparkle Vecna

Unfortunately Matt Hamilton isn’t on the men’s curling team this year but we will have Aiden Oldenburg bringing the vibes with his headband.

The best thing about curling is that all of them are the nicest people in the world. This was back in 2018 after they won the gold and they still took time to take photos with everyone.

If every downhill event is going to have that overhead drone camera following the athletes, I’m not going to be able to watch. The motion sickness is for real. Like I can’t even watch people play Mario Kart, and you want me to swerve back and forth at 100mph? 🤢

For a multitude of reasons

3 beers and some train horns is going to fix me I know that much

This Muppet Show reboot is delightful and everything I needed!

It’s giving FURT tbh

I can't believe we're gonna get to buy our Halloween costumes at the damn Kennedy Center.

This is who runs this account

🎶 I wish to go to The Festival 🎶

My team’s owner just reposted a video from someone who says they absolutely believe in weather modification and chemtrails 🥴

Working on some tea and Biscoff cookies at the moment