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@deathcook123.bsky.social

Some nerdy bi AuDHD white b̶o̶y̶ girl (h̶e̶/̶h̶i̶m̶ she/her)with ✨mental issues✨ 19 years old Minors dni Update: well... 🍳

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He eats a salad for the first time to grow close to his kid, proceeds to fall in love with them

30.10.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"WHEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE, AND THERE'S MORE JAWS INSIDE, THAT'S A MORAY!"

27.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I fucking love the goblin shark

25.10.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've found you and gotta say, it's SO cathartic to see someone, even a cartoon alligator with their dick out, solve these problems with force
Irl? Yeah maybe we shouldn't scalp Donald Trump. Doesn't mean I can't enjoy seeing it happen
Keep up the good work

25.10.2025 16:28 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wise words for today

08.06.2025 19:11 — 👍 159    🔁 46    💬 1    📌 0

Thank youuu!

24.10.2025 01:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gimme

23.10.2025 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bisexual sweater 😄

22.10.2025 21:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Holy shit talion

21.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl(?) that's a destructive size

20.10.2025 20:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey that's not fair!
Everyone knows that it's only natural for the group of only massive buff men to brand their ass
Nothing gay about it duh smh my head 🙄

16.10.2025 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Crazy what posture does to a mf
You either look like astarion or like astarion realizing he's in a group which is "FULL OF WEIRDOS"

12.10.2025 18:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait what? How? How did I get crabs? How the fuck?

30.09.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Not on my watch

30.09.2025 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Full agree and no shade but damn this is the tamest mildest example of CNC I've ever seen holy shit

Again, good comic, very clear in it's intentions

But also, sex pollen I'm fucking cackling

26.09.2025 14:22 — 👍 41    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 0
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I had to make the shittiest meme possible

29.09.2025 01:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So true 🙂‍↕️

28.09.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As an avatar of bisexual transfems I have one request
"KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS!!!!"

25.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vinne reminds me of my old dog Maddie
I miss her

25.09.2025 03:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As Gilbert Gottfried once said "HOLY FUCK IS THIS WRONG! But holy hell, is it Erotic"

24.09.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The fuck?

23.09.2025 16:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him ALT: a cartoon of a man talking into a microphone with the word money above him

"i don't see the point"
I do

15.09.2025 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call me a foolish optimist but I think we should at least try to use as minimal violence as possible, and that there's a chance no violence could be needed

15.09.2025 01:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Update
I didn't even do anything how did it work?

10.09.2025 22:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have good news

08.09.2025 16:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tldr, my edgy Xaela domino'd to me realizing I'm trans

05.09.2025 15:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok so step by step
>Make Xaela guy because hehe edgy lizer
>Oh no I think he's hot
>Talk on discord about how it's weird I think lizer is hot
>Get told "No it's not weird"
>Join adult section of said discord server
>A year later of chatting and a little venting
>Oh... I'm trans

05.09.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Phrasing is a bitch

05.09.2025 12:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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