Ryan Romeike

a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with the words `` great success '' written above him . ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with the words `` great success '' written above him .

So this “Shield of the Americas” is going to be comprised of wet cardboard, duct tape, white nationalists, fascists, and led by a failed puppy-murdering Secretary of Homeland Security…? Got it. This should be a great success.

I hate the physiological effects of the time change to Daylight Saving Time, but I do love that I can head out for in the evening with my son for after-dinner walk and it’s still light out.

My late wife Kami, holding our son.

There’s a grief and rage that runs so deep and intense about how our world treats women and girls…so fierce and righteous that it could (and should) burn down every institutional construct built by men. Listen to them. Listen to the women.

And bring more fucking matches. #InternationalWomensDay

Caught this one in the wild yesterday!

I wonder if this is their partner/spouse?

It makes me wonder what he was like behind closed doors years ago when his kids were little. Has he ever in his life cooked a meal for a loved one? Did he ever help with chores (before he had servants)? Did he ever change a diaper, or take out the trash? Has he ever been even slightly thoughtful?

It’s gone up a whole dollar at our Costco in the last week or so. I’m so glad right now I can walk to work.

I want my ‘92 Civic SI 5-speed manual back…~40mpg and the best little hatchback tailgate ever.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words bringing the rubber sheets and gerbil on the bottom ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words bringing the rubber sheets and gerbil on the bottom

Have a great evening buddy! 😬😂

…apparently of the body parts of your fallen enemies stitched together.

“Hello Detroit!!! We are Stinkbug Riot. This next one is off our new album ‘The Infestation’ - its called Ant-archy in the UK”

Loved the book. Really loved the audiobook. I hope the movie holds up, as it’s such a great story. Looking forward to seeing it!

Misquoting Orwell is the perfect end to her tenure

Triptych image of the moon rising behind the Wasatch Mountain peaks.

moon rising behind the Wasatch Mountain peaks.

moon rising behind the Wasatch Mountain peaks.

moon rising behind the Wasatch Mountain peaks.

Is it pita? Or is it moon?

The waning gibbous Moon rising over the Wasatch mountains tonight here in Utah. Goodnight moon. Goodnight bed. Goodnight sense of impending dread.

Be safe, sir. I know you will, but still…

This planet is not sustainable any longer. This is bat shit fucking crazy and fuck everything, honestly. We’re gambling on when a nuke detonates? Nah.

I want off this ride. Just when I think I’ve probably hit my limit of the human race…they start placing bets on when a nuclear weapon is going to detonate. Why do I feel like none of these betting folks lived through the Cold War? Or read Shute’s “On the Beach”? Or hell, even watched War Games?!

Ecuador?! Wut?? We haven’t even finished with Iran and Venezuela yet. Holy smokes.

So were you just never asked to show the boarding pass? Or what exactly were you showing them at the time you went thru security? An old boarding pass? The one you had rescheduled for tomorrow? That’s wild. 😳 I wonder if a TSA agent is about to have a not fun conversation with their boss…yikes.

He looks and sounds like he Use-a-lah-meth

Department of War*craft

Honestly there’s probably a whole lot more thoughtful strategy and foresight from a bunch of folks playing WoW together online, than the incompetent group of yahoos currently running things from their blanket fort in Florida.

So smol 😊

Monochrome photo of a mountain peak

Lone Peak (of the Wasatch Mountains above the Salt Lake Valley). #MarchMonochrome

80’s and 90’s music is basically the golden oldies at this point. Hell - classic rock is anything before 2001 😭. We’re old, man. We’re old.

CK on the banners in front of the Department of Education, is like putting, well…actually nothing is coming to mind. This is now the low bar to which all other banners shall be compared.

The creep was an ignorant college dropout, who denigrated the very people he once tried to emulate (but failed)

Black and white photo of moon during daylight above mountains and clouds.

Hello Moon, I just wanted to say we appreciate you! I was really hoping by 2026 I’d be taking a family holiday to your lunar cities, but the folks in charge have opted for more “1984” instead of “2001” - instead of The Jetsons, we’ve got…well…<wildly waves arms> whatever *this* is.

It was a long hard week. I was so looking forward to the weekend. I mean, I’m glad it’s here and all, but damn. I don’t know how bad this war with Iran is gonna get, but my jeebies are heebing. I think it’s time for a walk and fresh air - maybe think about something good for a bit.

a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says um ALT: a man with a beard wearing a hoodie that says um

Anything for the treatz!

New York Times article stating that “US and Israel, strike Iran“

Oh oh wait a sec…hol up now. Okay NOW they’re clear. 😂🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

a woman in a blue and white dress is saying `` oh ok , yeah sure '' . ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress is saying `` oh ok , yeah sure '' .

Yeah…they are unclear, like glasses with a single fingerprint smudge: “I can’t tell! It’s all so unclear!!!”

Don’t think this dad is gonna let the kids have all the fun…!