AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

You aren’t already?

So you didn’t topple several South American governments?

@timmiller.bsky.social The Vice President work around that some people theorize about trump is barred by the 12th amendment. It states near the bottom: "But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of president shall be eligible to that of vice-president of the United States."

We wouldn’t expect anything less.

after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

YouTube video by NowThis Impact Make the Revolution Irresistible

Some helpful advice if you encounter the police.
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“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”

If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).

*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.

I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.

Screencap of tweet by Gennette Cordova: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."

The lack of self awareness encapsulated in this photo is mind blowing. I mean, did they really think this made him look good?

I was always confused that they called it football but they used their hands to carry the ball.

So handsome

There’s no reason you couldn’t take this up as a hobby.

Washington post reported that this was unverified. If it were true, Kash or Bondi would have repeated it any time they were 20 feet from a camera.

Give him some credit, it was probably hard to write an entire book in crayon.

And he has shitty lawyers.

And now I can’t sleep either.

Is that your shocked face? Because it looks like your shocked face.

I mean, it was at least a week ago.

Oh, she gets plenty of treats. Don’t let that pitiful look on her face fool you.

A black cat standing on a cardboard box looking at her human, wondering why he’s withholding a treat while she’s wasting away to a mere wisp.

She’s waiting as patiently as she can manage for a treat.

It is 100% a joke. I think the guy behind it is named Harris Alterman (he has a page on Instagram and YouTube). That said, there are actual people out there who claim that "wokeness" is somehow killing architecture.

He'll waddle a block or three before he asks to sit in the car and ride around.

You’re lucky you have such a fearsome dog that strikes terror in the hearts of evil doers.

And it made newsom look stronger to boot.

I think a certain demon would be offended by the quotation marks around needs.

and it needs a tummy rub.

We went to Porto and Lisbon earlier this year and had a great time.