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I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer. That’s why I rely on blunt force trauma. Trans rights are human rights. He/him.

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Thanks for posting. I needed an image to scare the cockroaches in my building. This will do perfectly.

27.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is there a legal defense fund we can contribute to for people arrested in the Minneapolis protests?

08.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I think this is the only rational response right now.

14.01.2026 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… while playing on easy mode.

14.01.2026 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Living With an English Mastiff (*****ORIGINAL*****)
YouTube video by puckeredpetebrewery Living With an English Mastiff (*****ORIGINAL*****)

This is old, but I suspect that Tank can relate.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuA6...

13.01.2026 19:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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These dancers are a common sight at Minneapolis protests and cultural events. Protesters are gathered around as they wait for the protest against ICE to start in south Minneapolis.

10.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 3667    🔁 1130    💬 51    📌 41
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I really hate that I have to post this, but with ICE shooting people, it’s good information to know.
It’s also wise to carry gloves in your glovebox.

Stay safe, friends.

10.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 72    🔁 38    💬 17    📌 10
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Lost gen is a great brewery and they make so many great west coast IPAs.

18.12.2025 22:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had a similar reaction. I had to search for another source to make sure it was real.

18.12.2025 21:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe they're thinking of doing what they did with the Department of Defense, where they gave it an unofficial name of "department of war"?

18.12.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tried to speak italian to a woman at a gas station in Sicily and she looked at me like I was having a stroke. Her facial expression was like "I know you're trying to say something, but do you need a doctor?"

18.12.2025 13:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't tell you how many times I was suffering from consumption and my sainted mother would break out the old transmorgrifier, and I’d lose time and think I was a long dead Elizabethan barber and surgeon and try to operate on the cat. Ah, those were the days.

16.12.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, so THAT‘S where all the cocaine went…,

14.12.2025 01:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

REM’s Superman was a surprise for me.

11.12.2025 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655 Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone

I have a new entry for consideration in the best covers (although I suspect you may have seen this already). I submit to you ... Weird Al covering Killing in the name.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=COZc...

06.12.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can't even imagine what it would feel like to have Prince cover your song... Thanks!

04.12.2025 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can't believe I've lived this long without learning this earlier.

21.11.2025 13:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You aren’t already?

12.11.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you didn’t topple several South American governments?

28.10.2025 01:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@timmiller.bsky.social The Vice President work around that some people theorize about trump is barred by the 12th amendment. It states near the bottom: "But no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of president shall be eligible to that of vice-president of the United States."

27.10.2025 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We wouldn’t expect anything less.

16.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.

10.10.2025 21:11 — 👍 24664    🔁 8427    💬 326    📌 345
Make the Revolution Irresistible
YouTube video by NowThis Impact Make the Revolution Irresistible

Some helpful advice if you encounter the police.
youtube.com/shorts/3ThGN...

10.10.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m 5’1” AND A HALF!”

08.10.2025 00:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

If an old, cranky bastard like myself was interested in getting a good idea of their sound, where would such a bastard start? (I've heard punk rock loser and sports so far).

07.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*looks around the U.S.* Same, Rose. Same.

05.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm pretty sure trump hasn't seen his own dick in decades, well, except in mirrors.

23.09.2025 20:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screencap of tweet by Gennette Cordova: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."

Screencap of tweet by Gennette Cordova: "It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire."

18.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0