He was famous at our church for telling inappropriate and foul mouth jokes at every funeral reception "because we need to laugh"
When it was time for his funeral people came up to tell foul mouth jokes instead of doing a eulogy
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He/him. Lover of sports, music, animals, and joy. Hater of fascists.
He was famous at our church for telling inappropriate and foul mouth jokes at every funeral reception "because we need to laugh"
When it was time for his funeral people came up to tell foul mouth jokes instead of doing a eulogy
Do one better CC numbers and their security code. Letβs see some crazy ones. π
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13.10.2025 20:12 β π 57 π 6 π¬ 8 π 2If you live in Everett, Mass. and have any information about the 13-year-old boy abducted by ICE, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04
13.10.2025 20:15 β π 744 π 430 π¬ 8 π 5USL1 is going to have two conferences.
Florida conference
Everyone else Conference
A second House member has broken with Mike Johnson over the Trump shutdown.
13.10.2025 19:46 β π 573 π 160 π¬ 17 π 18The Browns should not be getting heat for trading Joe Flacco
13.10.2025 20:30 β π 320 π 9 π¬ 25 π 2This is a reminder that Highlights published a book of the letters theyβve received from children over the years. Every piece of mail they received was answered. One of my fav books.
13.10.2025 20:09 β π 35 π 29 π¬ 2 π 4I am a hoe for a good curry bun, and I do not care who knows.
13.10.2025 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.
13.10.2025 05:03 β π 306 π 197 π¬ 9 π 45Shape is more important than size anyway.
13.10.2025 20:47 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Drake has never been this hard so I vehemently disagree
13.10.2025 21:06 β π 24 π 14 π¬ 3 π 1I was right about Musk using taxpayer money to fix this problem but I didn't see him using SpaceX to get it done.
13.10.2025 21:08 β π 72 π 7 π¬ 4 π 1book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business
13.10.2025 21:09 β π 523 π 55 π¬ 9 π 0A Christian pastor in Pennsylvania wanted to teach his congregation to "overwhelm your enemy" when spreading the Gospel.
So he aimed an AR-15 directly in their faces.
www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...
I still can't totally believe MLB and the Blue Jays let a guy with a giant butt plug on shirt be in the TV broadcast all game last night.
13.10.2025 21:08 β π 28 π 9 π¬ 2 π 1I know itβs the most obvious thing in the world but itβs really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it
13.10.2025 20:09 β π 1486 π 259 π¬ 34 π 15Thereβs a lot of people who put careerist ladder climbing ahead of speaking out for whatβs right until the scales tipped, or even worse said nothing at all.
13.10.2025 21:20 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The war being over is undoubtedly good and the end of the death and destruction in Gaza has stopped (hopefully permanently), but at its core, Israel has committed widespread acts of genocide and war crimes and will pretty much walk away consequence free.
13.10.2025 21:13 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Josh Naylor is a pleasure to watch. Stealing bases with no speed, throwing to 1st with no one there. Heβs such a fantastic contradiction
13.10.2025 21:26 β π 45 π 3 π¬ 2 π 2βThe Jays scored some runs in the playoffsβ
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13.10.2025 21:30 β π 48 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.
13.10.2025 20:42 β π 807 π 147 π¬ 21 π 6oh buddy
13.10.2025 17:01 β π 1998 π 77 π¬ 46 π 1Frankly it's a breath of fresh air to have an engaging title fight happen without a toxic relationship; on the other hand if people can't sense the tension building they simply are not paying attention.
13.10.2025 16:50 β π 37 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.
Fuck Columbus.
Imagine being too racist/genocidal for the architects of the Spanish Inquisition
13.10.2025 17:04 β π 9 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Me just walking around the Portland farmers market war zone pointing at anyone wearing giants gear βDave?β π
13.10.2025 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AJ West β’ 1h Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government Reply 6
lol βfind your own instead of stealingβ in defense of columbus day
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