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Nick Fenton

@nickfenton.bsky.social

He/him. Lover of sports, music, animals, and joy. Hater of fascists.

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He was famous at our church for telling inappropriate and foul mouth jokes at every funeral reception "because we need to laugh"

When it was time for his funeral people came up to tell foul mouth jokes instead of doing a eulogy

13.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 304    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Do one better CC numbers and their security code. Let’s see some crazy ones. πŸ˜‚

13.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forget posting old telephone numbers, post your favorite social security numbers.

13.10.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

If you live in Everett, Mass. and have any information about the 13-year-old boy abducted by ICE, please message me on Signal at marisakabas.04

13.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 744    πŸ” 430    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 5

USL1 is going to have two conferences.

Florida conference
Everyone else Conference

13.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A second House member has broken with Mike Johnson over the Trump shutdown.

13.10.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 573    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 18

The Browns should not be getting heat for trading Joe Flacco

13.10.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 2

This is a reminder that Highlights published a book of the letters they’ve received from children over the years. Every piece of mail they received was answered. One of my fav books.

13.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

I am a hoe for a good curry bun, and I do not care who knows.

13.10.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

13.10.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 306    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 45

Shape is more important than size anyway.

13.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Drake has never been this hard so I vehemently disagree

13.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk's SpaceX and xAI are buying Tesla's unsold Cybertrucks Hundreds of Tesla Cybertrucks have been spotted being delivered Elon Musk’s private companies, SpaceX and xAI, as Tesla is having...

I was right about Musk using taxpayer money to fix this problem but I didn't see him using SpaceX to get it done.

13.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

book bindings on both sides. people keep prying them open from the right side and snooping around. mind your own business

13.10.2025 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 523    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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A Christian pastor aimed an AR-15 at the congregation to "run out the unbelief" Philip Thornton's stunt at Legacy Faith Church turned the teachings of Christ into a twisted sermon on violence and power

A Christian pastor in Pennsylvania wanted to teach his congregation to "overwhelm your enemy" when spreading the Gospel.

So he aimed an AR-15 directly in their faces.

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/a-christia...

13.10.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 16

I still can't totally believe MLB and the Blue Jays let a guy with a giant butt plug on shirt be in the TV broadcast all game last night.

13.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I know it’s the most obvious thing in the world but it’s really sad that so many people have absolutely no desires or dreams in life except to accumulate money and our entire world is becoming a fucking pit because of it

13.10.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1486    πŸ” 259    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 15

There’s a lot of people who put careerist ladder climbing ahead of speaking out for what’s right until the scales tipped, or even worse said nothing at all.

13.10.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The war being over is undoubtedly good and the end of the death and destruction in Gaza has stopped (hopefully permanently), but at its core, Israel has committed widespread acts of genocide and war crimes and will pretty much walk away consequence free.

13.10.2025 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Naylor is a pleasure to watch. Stealing bases with no speed, throwing to 1st with no one there. He’s such a fantastic contradiction

13.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œThe Jays scored some runs in the playoffs”

Google Cloud powers these real time insights!

13.10.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You should read my books

13.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the more I read about the promises OpenAI has made, the more disgusted I am. They've promised to deploy 10GW of Broadcom chips *by the end of 2029*, a chip that has yet to tape out, in data centers yet to be planned or funded or the power acquired. We are in a black hole of ethics and good sense.

13.10.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 807    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6

oh buddy

13.10.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1998    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 1

Frankly it's a breath of fresh air to have an engaging title fight happen without a toxic relationship; on the other hand if people can't sense the tension building they simply are not paying attention.

13.10.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

13.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2485    πŸ” 580    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 42

Imagine being too racist/genocidal for the architects of the Spanish Inquisition

13.10.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me just walking around the Portland farmers market war zone pointing at anyone wearing giants gear β€œDave?” πŸ˜‚

13.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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AJ West β€’ 1h
Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government
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AJ West β€’ 1h Find your own holiday instead of stealing. Today is Columbus Day as designated by the federal government Reply 6

lol β€œfind your own instead of stealing” in defense of columbus day

13.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5372    πŸ” 1077    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 76

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