Brando

Chuck Schumer, inventor of the fold straddle.

Joyce Carol Oates burned Elon worse than any Tesla could.

YouTube video by Movie Theater Rats Job offer fail

Our Senate Democrats:

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The 2025 Bears seem hell-bent on giving me a stroke

[NATURE DOCUMENTARY NARRATOR] Here we see the Gold Crested Propaganda Penguin after she has had a full meal of talking points. After a short digestion, she leans forward, opens her mouth, and prepares to discharge the slurry into the hungry mouths of a gaggle of North American MAGA Hacks.

Sandwich Guy >>>>>>> Judge Wine Box

Watched The Substance tonight and had the same reaction I had with Sinners: a fantastic setup undone by the tone shift at the end. Loved Demi Moore and Margaret Qualley’s dynamic, and I wish that had driven the third act home instead of what looked like a GWAR show

Even when the Bears win, it’s not good for my health

This World Series has been nothing but natural 1 attack rolls and natural 20 saving throws.

Trump is like a person who has “Every Breath You Take” as their wedding song

I would never have guessed that, in the coming revolution, Bill Kristol and Joe Walsh will be fighting alongside DRAG Team 6 (Demolitions Recon Assault Glamour) and the 101st Polycule.

Is the legal case that Trump Freaky Fridays with someone who is not constitutionally prohibited from serving a third term? If not, please stop with this shit.

On the positive side, the many hours I sank into the Fallout and Wasteland franchises might pay off.

[Olivia Reingold re-reading this story over and over] I don’t get what the London guy did wrong.

[returning from time travel]

“ok it’s done. I killed baby hitler”

-wtf??? you killed a baby?!?!

“uhh yeah it was hitler… you know, the dude who started the holocaust”

-the what?

Oh the product names you could market before the age of Urban Dictionary.

He will be in the Billdozer with "I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable" spraypainted on it.

Beyond the sheer appallingness of having the tattoo in the first place, the not getting in front of it shows he's not right for the gig. If the most obvious thing he should have proactively addressed was literally left out for everyone to see, what else will bubble up later?

I think the acclaim for the first Foo Fighters album was because it was catchy, powerful, and a little raw. It stood out from the super-polished “alternative” rock being cranked out because it had that garage/college rock spirit and also wasn’t afraid to get a little weird.

Do you know how much of a turd bucket you need to be to get GOP senators to say they won’t confirm you?

IF THE EARTH IS ROUND HOW DOES MY WATER NOT SLIDE OFF THE TABLE?

My favorite "fact" about him is he lists being a former stand-up in his bio. I imagine his tight 10 was about how quiche makes you gay, why there isn't a white history month, and how he'd gas liberals with his farts.

Was here today and the crowd was both massive and positive in their protest. Most inspiring thing I have seen in a while

The Battlezone comp is so perfect.

No trees should have to die to print this slop.

Young Republicans found being super racist. In related news, water is "still wet."

I am fully sucked back into “the Bears might be good” mode. I am such an easy mark.

That blows, so sorry

"I brought my hymnal..."

Gawker REALLY got to Peter Thiel