A Debochada

o pijama da Larissa com a imagem de um limão #EstreiaAFazenda

Impossível o brasileiro viver sem o X ✊

Impossível o brasileiro viver sem o X 🥲

a woman in a pretty shirt is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: a woman in a pretty shirt is sitting at a table with a plate of food .

falar dos acontecimentos da minha vida não tem mais o mesmo impacto que tinha no twitter

a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture .

Os 5 funcionários do Blue Sky assim agora

sem anúncio de tigrinho, sem bot de puta nos comentários, sem perfil de fofoca disseminando fake news, qual a graça dessa rede?

a woman is holding a spoon in front of her face and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman is holding a spoon in front of her face and looking at the camera .

TWITTER CAIU, BLUESKY TRAVA MAIS QUE GALAXY POCKET MDS TÔ SEM CHÃO

a woman in a pretty shirt is sitting at a table with a plate of food . ALT: a woman in a pretty shirt is sitting at a table with a plate of food .

falar dos acontecimentos da minha vida não tem mais o mesmo impacto que tinha no twitter

a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign

Chegando no Bluesky assim

a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign

Chegando no Bluesky assim

a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face .

*abro o twitter só pra ver se ainda está funcionando*
*fecho o twitter*

*abro o bluesky*
*sigo mais pessoas*
*fecho o bluesky*

*abro o twitter novamente*

a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a panda gif sign

Os brasileiros chegando no Blue Sky assim

Indo fechar o Twitter

a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture .

Os 5 funcionários do Blue Sky assim agora

a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture .

Os 5 funcionários do Blue Sky assim agora

a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face .

1 MINUTO SOCORRO

a woman is holding a baby in her arms while another woman watches . ALT: a woman is holding a baby in her arms while another woman watches .

Até breve, X! 🥲

Devia ter postado mais
Ter cancelado mais
Ter divulgado Blaze

RIP X

💅💅💅💅

Indo fechar o Twitter

to me sentindo como se tivesse acontecido uma catástrofe e estamos todos nos reencontrando no abrigo

Indo fechar o Twitter

Impossível o brasileiro viver sem o X 🥲

a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is making a funny face in front of a picture .

Os 5 funcionários do Blue Sky assim agora

a woman in a blue shirt is laying in an ambulance while a man stands behind her . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is laying in an ambulance while a man stands behind her .

*abro o twitter só pra ver se ainda está funcionando*
*fecho o twitter*

*abro o bluesky*
*sigo mais pessoas*
*fecho o bluesky*

*abro o twitter novamente*

a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face .

*abro o twitter só pra ver se ainda está funcionando*
*fecho o twitter*

*abro o bluesky*
*sigo mais pessoas*
*fecho o bluesky*

*abro o twitter novamente*

a group of men are playing violins and a double bass ALT: a group of men are playing violins and a double bass

*vivo, Tim e claro bloqueando o twitter as 00h*

os últimos tuiteriros que não migraram pro bluesky esperando o fim:

a woman in a blue dress is running down a street next to a woman in a black jacket . ALT: a woman in a blue dress is running down a street next to a woman in a black jacket .

Chegando no bluesky assim

a woman in a blue shirt is laying in an ambulance while a man stands behind her . ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is laying in an ambulance while a man stands behind her .

“X para acabar a qualquer momento”

Eu agora:

a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face . ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a large picture of a woman 's face .

CADÊ OS VÍDEOS BLUESKY, VC PROMETEU 🥺