Sigmoid Freud

we just killed 85 schoolgirls you categorically evil fucker

I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.

From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.

Arguably every time you drink coffee it's just an antegrade enema

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

I'm not entirely sure how they did it, but they've completely cleared the streets around my office in Midtown #NYC.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

First an unusually slowly slurred word. He pauses, grasps the podium. The cameras zoom in, and his one pupil is clearly blown.

"they just need more training"

Yeah this one qualifies you for MAID

Morph 8mg prn rr>0

Not with that attitude you can't

He looks like he knows a lot about crypto (derogatory)

“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.

In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”

Adams NYPD Bigwig Kaz Daughtry Fulfills His Destiny, Joins ICE With Daughtry, ICE is getting the man said to have run a shadow chain of command within the police department.

Kaz Daughtry, Adams-era NYPD official and deputy mayor for public safety, has a new job... at ICE.

hellgatenyc.com/kaz-daughtry...

When It happens, who do you think will weekend at Bernie's him the longest? Miller seems like enough of a necrophiliac to do it

Time has no meaning. Calendars aren’t real. Every day can be Saturday if you simply believe it.

You’ve Heard About Who ICE Is Recruiting. The Truth Is Far Worse. I’m the Proof. What happens when you do minimal screening before hiring agents, arming them, and sending them into the streets? We're all finding out.

A few months ago, ICE hired me

I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable

And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!"

My latest for Slate

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating WASHINGTON—Calling the discovery the “clearest proof yet” of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol build...

“Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought,” said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation

scene: NT fiberoptic intubation, worsening angioedema, sat falling, somebody opening the cric kit
Resident calmly nails the tube on first attempt without seeming to blink.
Resident walks out of the room and goes "I haven't sweated like that since a night carrier landing"

“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”

In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.

*recorded in NJ

Having a very *standing in the elevator door hoping to get sliced in half* day

At a center with decent IR thrombectomy volume? That, otherwise lyse me and chill

Needs more hazer, halation to 150

I threw up a bit

they should invent a machine that doesn't just become another fuckin thing i gotta deal with

guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani

I diagnose you with dead (imminently)

HFrectratmiEF
(HF with recovered EF then reduced again then moderately improved)

I want it to transcribe things so I can go back and tell people exactly what they said. I do not want the machine to pretend to have thoughts about anything