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@longthickcurve.bsky.social

Giant dicks (mostly mine) and politics. 9.2” x 6.5” - 90° angle to my right, your left. DMs always open. #monstergodcock #cockreactionary #bojackhorsedick #kenregkrew

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BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:

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Whatever

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#TheRealKingCock floods #JackemHoffx's pussy! He's so fucking hot! ##SweetAss #CumHole #FuckHimHard #NiceCock 😈🍆💦💦💦

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complete nutjob💦

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Marc Elias on Democracy Docket said: We are not approaching a constitutional crisis; we are in one. We are not risking authoritarianism; we are experiencing it. We are not crossing the Rubicon; that famous river is so far behind us that our shoes and clothes have completely dried during the journey.

10.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 49    🔁 24    💬 2    📌 0
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Idk I just felt like if you hadn’t you would wanna see this.

@brilliantbeeh.bsky.social @blackranga.blacksky.app

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Attn Black people, stop scrolling.

This is not a drill: Chicago

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Mamdani education plan would focus on helping NYC homeless students Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic front-runner in the New York City mayoral race, said Wednesday he wants to double the size of a program for homeless students at public schools in a plan shared exclu…

In the country's richest city, more than 140,000 kids don't have stable or permanent housing.

"Every Child and Family Is Known" — a small pilot program that pairs school staff with students and families in shelters — has shown real promise. I will double its funding and scope.

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3 spies have been made, is anyone going to pay the ransom or is their time up?
@thraell.bsky.social @mightyoakaf.bsky.social @soflokink.bsky.social

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M.I.T. Rejects a White House Offer for Special Funding Treatment

I knew MIT hired smart people
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

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Craving some ass right now bro

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All these soles😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
You don’t play fair, bro.

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The baby's due in May 🧸🫃🏾👶🏽👨🏾‍🍼🍼
Onlyfans.com/itoptops404

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s e l f - p l e a s u r e

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It’s 10:30 PM. Who’s HORNY?

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Feds arrest WGN staffer, slam into resident’s car in Lincoln Square Federal immigration authorities rear-ended a car while the driver was still inside after making arrests in Lincoln Square on Chicago’s North Side.

Federal immigration authorities arrest WGN staffer, slam into resident’s car in Lincoln Square

chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...

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Soul sucking
@anotherhungtop.bsky.social

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Wow! This tweet says it all. They know they were committing genocide and celebrating it on social media but now want to scrub it.

Arrest them all…from Netanyahu on down.

#CrimesAgainstHumanity

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Also not sharing DHS spox's statement about what the reporter allegedly did because she lies all the time, but here's an interesting line: "In fear of public safety and of law enforcement, officers used their service vehicle to strike a suspect's vehicle."

We did a hit-and-run for...safety. 🤡

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ICE went after rideshare drivers at O’Hare today, according to statement from Illinois Drivers Alliance

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I’m a survivor.

X: @DeeKingXXX

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WGN-TV producer detained during ICE enforcement action in Lincoln Square A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

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