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@longthickcurve.bsky.social

Giant dicks (mostly mine) and politics. 9.2” x 6.5” - 90° angle to my right, your left. DMs always open. #monstergodcock #cockreactionary #bojackhorsedick #kenregkrew

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“Oh please PLEASE make me cum! OH MY GOD!”

Giving @hung-adonis.bsky.social the orgasm of his LIFE 😈😫💦💦💦

04.08.2025 13:45 — 👍 913    🔁 150    💬 9    📌 4

Whoa

05.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brutal exit assessment of the Washington Post and its imported management from the journalist who was one of my cubicle neighbors in the Financial section 15 years ago: "there is no vision, no game plan, and no commitment to build on existing traffic."

05.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 11    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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this shit is fucking thick!!!!!!!!

06.07.2025 15:04 — 👍 85    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 0
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good dick and a even better master

06.07.2025 14:57 — 👍 56    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t stop watching this 😬

05.08.2025 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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artist Tom of Finland
#gay #gayart

04.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 91    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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@ woodtwink

29.11.2023 07:58 — 👍 13    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
Front pouch in black fabric with dangling beads and a moon diagram centered

Front pouch in black fabric with dangling beads and a moon diagram centered

Back view showing shiny purple strap

Back view showing shiny purple strap

And pulling on purple strap

And pulling on purple strap

And purple strap and black waist lying smoothly on the body

And purple strap and black waist lying smoothly on the body

Mystical jockstrap for the season a friend made for me :3

18.10.2024 08:31 — 👍 267    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 1

bonus images from the same day, similar pose style but different grading style. And a lil more natural.

28.02.2024 14:13 — 👍 859    🔁 85    💬 31    📌 1

also cuz I’m v proud of my dick here

23.10.2024 22:19 — 👍 1892    🔁 143    💬 51    📌 4
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As soon as I realized no one else was in office the shoes and socks had to come off 🤭

05.08.2025 18:31 — 👍 23    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
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😊🍆💦👣🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍

05.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 317    🔁 63    💬 1    📌 0
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#GeoScar taking charge as usual. #CarSex #Cocksucker #HugeDick 🥵🍆🔥

05.08.2025 18:40 — 👍 95    🔁 27    💬 1    📌 0
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11 more NYC libraries will soon open on Sundays A $2 million City Council deal will expand seven-day service to more than 30 branches citywide.

Eleven more libraries will reopen on Sundays, thanks to the leadership of the City Council. They never should've been closed in the first place.

As Mayor, I'll end this absurd budget dance that keeps our beloved libraries in limbo year after year.

05.08.2025 14:03 — 👍 18357    🔁 3244    💬 242    📌 190
Exclusive | White House Preps Order to Punish Banks That Discriminate Against Conservatives The president is expected to sign an executive order as soon as this week that targets so-called debanking of businesses including crypto companies.

Exclusive: The White House is preparing to step up pressure against big banks over perceived discrimination against conservatives and crypto companies with an executive order.

04.08.2025 23:49 — 👍 604    🔁 236    💬 165    📌 244
Samuel O'toole

Samuel O'toole

#SamuelO'Toole #SamuelOtoole

05.08.2025 18:46 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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This ⬇️

26.04.2025 18:10 — 👍 916    🔁 281    💬 17    📌 13

So real question—how are y’all managing to function day-to-day with all the bullshit going on? I guess I’ve also been “managing” so far, but with things getting objectively worse, idk how we’re expected to keep functioning as if everything is normal

05.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

I FOUND THE PHOTOS this is where I peaked

17.05.2025 21:59 — 👍 606    🔁 52    💬 24    📌 2
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be a good hole for Him #fⲁggot

04.08.2025 00:05 — 👍 222    🔁 61    💬 2    📌 5
German Soccer Club Cancels Signing of Israeli Striker Over anti-Gaza Social Media Posts
Fortuna Düsseldorf announced it would not sign Shon Weissman, a striker for the Israeli national team, after fans criticized the move just hours after it was reported, citing messages he shared following the October 7 Hamas attack

German Soccer Club Cancels Signing of Israeli Striker Over anti-Gaza Social Media Posts Fortuna Düsseldorf announced it would not sign Shon Weissman, a striker for the Israeli national team, after fans criticized the move just hours after it was reported, citing messages he shared following the October 7 Hamas attack

Weissman also liked and shared posts calling to "wipe Gaza off the map," suggesting there were "no innocents" in the Strip, and responding to a photo of two detained Palestinian militants by writing, "Why the hell aren't they being shot in the head?"

Weissman also liked and shared posts calling to "wipe Gaza off the map," suggesting there were "no innocents" in the Strip, and responding to a photo of two detained Palestinian militants by writing, "Why the hell aren't they being shot in the head?"

You absolutely LOVE to see it:

Thanks to fan backlash, a German football club is cancelling the signing of an Israeli striker who shared posts after Oct 7 calling to "wipe Gaza off the map" and suggesting there were "no innocents" in the Gaza Strip.

Praxis!

www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

05.08.2025 16:35 — 👍 256    🔁 60    💬 6    📌 13
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😈 NEW BIG DICK ASS DESTRUCTION OUT NOW😈

Texas Bull is in town and is giving @britishtwunk.bsky.social that wine bottle thick 10 incher balls deep at @CUTLERSDEN

CUTLERSDEN.com

03.07.2025 16:09 — 👍 147    🔁 19    💬 2    📌 0

What a load!! 👅💦💦
#gay #gayporn #wank #jerkoff #bate #cum #cumshot

05.08.2025 16:52 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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13.07.2025 17:34 — 👍 419    🔁 39    💬 6    📌 0
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happy toesday, get licking foot freak, etc etc

05.08.2025 16:07 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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16.06.2025 04:04 — 👍 553    🔁 81    💬 3    📌 2
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‼️ Doordash Delivery Update
Your order has been left at the doorstep

> Me, the porch pirate

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03.08.2025 19:42 — 👍 2445    🔁 356    💬 28    📌 18
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So apparently, it may turn out that The Wizard of Oz at the Las Vegas Sphere wasn’t entirely made in AI and Google threw the VFX crew under the bus by claiming it was all done by artificial intelligence.

If true, then fucking yikes.

05.08.2025 04:19 — 👍 3725    🔁 1333    💬 86    📌 343

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