ELDER BEAST 🔜 MIR

Elder in red rubber armbands and red rubber top smiling looking probably a little devious

Excited to see all my favorite objects, drones, and sluts at MIR. Also excited to be TEACHING MY HYPNO CLASS: “Zero to Zonked in 75 minutes” where I’ll be demoing some techniques to get you started either as a hypnotist or being hypnotized.

overhead lighting is good actually you just gotta make friends w/ it

Elder in red rubber armbands and red rubber top smiling looking probably a little devious

Excited to see all my favorite objects, drones, and sluts at MIR. Also excited to be TEACHING MY HYPNO CLASS: “Zero to Zonked in 75 minutes” where I’ll be demoing some techniques to get you started either as a hypnotist or being hypnotized.

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ready for MIR with a new rubber suit I made for myself 😁😁😁 (with @bunkergear.bsky.social generously helping with the pattern 🖤🧡)

Congratulations!

I did not go to The Fair because I SLEPT IN and had HOT TF SEX with my KINKY BOYFRIEND and then we got CHICKEN AND WAFFLES and then had a MUTUAL CUDDLE NAP remember if you can’t find depravity in your own backyard you never lost it to begin with

If you don’t know Oscars work, it’s playful, it’s horny, it furthers a vision of a sex-positive queer liberated world. If you can donate please do (and if not check out his store! He has so many great pieces including tarot decks and Zodiac themed prints).

Who am I gonna see/brainwash this year?

throwback to last years Folsom and looking forward to this years in a week. Wonder what kind of feral fun 🐗🦍 and brain busting 😵‍💫🌀I’ll be getting into this time 😏

😘 all the more to shove you in my dear

throwback to last years Folsom and looking forward to this years in a week. Wonder what kind of feral fun 🐗🦍 and brain busting 😵‍💫🌀I’ll be getting into this time 😏

Grippin my stick for #fcf i love having a big dumb penis hehehe

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Brb changing the user permissions in my brain so you can access terminal

overhead lighting is good actually you just gotta make friends w/ it

She's cunt idk what to tell you, talk to a wall

I love being a feet pig. I like them big, stinky, thick, hairy and fucking manly. Running my tongue between toes and cleaning dirty sole turns me so fucking on 🔥

If you get too close I’m gonna put you in a headlock and make you huff me 💪💦

It's so hot to hear @twunkly.bsky.social moan and watch him throb under my control 😈🌀

#hypnokink

Awwww 2 Good Dogs

hey 🦶🏻

Elder pits up cock out lookin kinda stupid

Up and at em, sluts

DO IT GORDON

If I sent Furry Porn to any of my friends unprompted they’d be like ahaha that’s so crazy, so like if you get a stray “Do we have plans tomorrow text” what a great way to weed out imposters interlopers ruffians and thieves

Something @thecurioustoy.bsky.social and I have started doing is every time we get a spam text, we just reply with Furry Porn. I highly recommend this. Deal psychic damage and present an infallible turing test.

You’re right I didn’t know I needed it but I NEED IT 🥵🐒

Come worship my feet like you were born to bro :)

@fallandark.bsky.social

Watch as my soul slips out of this skin.

A goon to remember.