smiff spike

Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good

Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man

If you want to know how deeply unserious our govt is about curbing the rising tide of the fash, this is it: Yvette Cooper & Dan Jarvis *reject* the findings of the report *they commissioned* bc it concludes claims of 2 tier policing & the exploitation of the grooming gang scandal are fash narratives

No more 👍

MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films

If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t

A map of flight paths emanating from breeding colony of gulls, with this caption: Early on, LifeWatch noticed something odd. Most gulls were making daily trips to Mouscron, a city on the French border 65 km away. They went to investigate and found the birds bingeing on discarded snacks at the Roger & Roger potato factory.

Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory

Good morning Bluesky.

Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.

go.bsky.app/KDY26rh

The Solomon R. Guggenheim Foundation Peggy Guggenheim Collection, Venice, 1976 © Dedalus Foundation, Inc./Licensed by VAGA, New York, NY

Personage (Autoportrait) by Robert Motherwell, 1943

https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137158

Yeah promising to do evil things that no one believes you want as badly as the other guys is not attractive to your base or the other guys. If nothing else because it is the behaviour of a sad sack loser and people really feel that in their bones. Thanks Zoe.

bsky.app/profile/zoej...

searched the name of the important guy i was in a zoom call with today n he is on here. where is my blocklist for people who cld get me fired

i am enjoying being able to look at my actual feed again but i need my little private online diary. for shittalking my coworkers and employer.

when will bluesky let me lock my acct so i can quit the hellsite for good

Good morning.

Here’s a post with single-sentence paragraph breaks.

It has a bunch of likes for some fucking reason.

This is important.

Now.

And also laid 1500 people off!

Lots of people still don't know about this feature! It's very, very good. Reduces dunks and pile-ons, and hey, even just people being annoying or missing the point when they quote.

a tarot-style card titled 'death of stars', with an illustration of an exploding/supernova-ing star surrounded by bursts of light. a skull is at the top.

deck of spirits 2.0 has begun ✨🗝️ #art

i am simply going to post abt my degus until i find the other bsky degu people

it is her house and we are just living in it and we shld pay her daily rent of whole walnut

my defense to not feeding them is it takes more brain than i have pre-coffee. this doesnt hold up in scully's court

i went in to see degus this morning while i waited for the kettle to boil & got extensively squeaked at for just standing there & not feeding them. then after i was back upstairs i heard newt n kit get extensively squeaked at for feeding them. in this house we are squeaked at

screenshot of a paragraph from an email that reads "In summary, we will be diagnosing Autism. I have attached some information about Autism for your reference."

[guy who's had 'autism' as a spinterest for over a decade voice] oh we're doing a deal? buy one get one free on information i already had?

also morrisons shuts at like 10 but comic shop shuts at 6 so now i Have to stop playing stardew before dusk

omg thank u!! i have never looked up how u get tea this is v useful info

yes ive only read a tenth of the comics i already own but it's adding to the pile or it's continuing to not have any food in the house so yknow

having the kind of day where in order to get myself to go grocery shopping im saying "ok you can go to the comic shop and you can get ONE comic"

Was just in a video meeting with my team and at the end my boss asked, "Ian, why is there footage of wildlife playing on the screen behind you" and I had to say "my cat is watching YouTube"

hugs u

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