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Latest posts by 98bpm.bsky.social on Bluesky

I need a t-shirt with this printed on it

06.04.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guaranteed she can’t even tell time

27.03.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They ruined everything.

19.03.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This country makes me wanna puke.

19.03.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the worst minds of my generation destroyed by brainworms

13.03.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Serious question: Does he just dip his face in diarrhea every morning?

07.03.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, it was Stevie Wonder! I’m such an idiot. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJU_...

04.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, the #Oscars orchestra played a Latin-flavored disco song going to a commercial about half-way through the show. I recognized it but I can’t figure out what the song is and IT IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW.

03.03.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Apparently I’ve been shadow-banned on Threads. Fuck that place. Fuck Zuck.

28.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to take a baseball bat to Vance’s skull.

28.02.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is MY president.

28.02.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Facts:
1. Zelenskyy is a true leader and patriot.
2. Trump is a traitor.

28.02.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sad. I remember her as a kid on β€œPete and Pete.”

27.02.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This country is beyond fucked. If resistance doesn’t work we need to seriously consider armed revolution.

13.02.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin’ Jeopardy millennials πŸ˜’

23.01.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope Tim Cook is haunted by Steve Jobs’ ghost for the rest of his life.

21.01.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone have the Jackal’s contact info?

21.01.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, hello, stomach ulcer. So lovely to feel you again. #BlackMonday

20.01.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Who are all the self-righteous, leftier-than-thou bullies going to bitch about now that Biden is leaving?!

Fucking nihilistic dunces. Go run for office if you think you can do better.

16.01.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Feels so bad ☹️

09.12.2024 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love mine (with Headphone Accommodations turned on) but they are very heavy for long listening sessions. I find it hard to believe that Apple is just giving up on any improvements, regardless of what Gurman says.

09.12.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cool! Can’t wait to see what Bing looks like these days.

07.12.2024 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Night, bitch

04.12.2024 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1000x YES! There’s no bliss better than being a dumb little kid who finds pleasure in basic things.

28.11.2024 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@pisspigs.bsky.social Nice account, DEAR

22.11.2024 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
18.11.2024 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FINALLY a reason to use this stupid app πŸ’¦πŸ·

17.11.2024 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess this didn’t age well

13.11.2024 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not entirely sure what was happening in All of Us Strangers, but what I did see was 😭😭😭😭. Incredible dialogue. Touching performances. If you were a gay kid in the β€˜80s you need to see it.

10.03.2024 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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