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CaughtNotSleeping should update again. sorry if this take is scalding to the touch

final OsirisChronicles spinoff series in which the video titles all start with “Uhh”

WORKDESK54LEAKS Agent: I would like to direct your attention.. to subject F

& then the slideshow presentation just throws this baby up

start popularizing crossover special mashup titles.

DarkHYBRID. Alice is a Wreck. Whispered Truth. Artificial Apocalypse. The Record of Beth Kindred. Under the Redred Willow. The Andersen Effect. MyHoratiaVideos. The Tutored Horizon. MyDarkMemoirs. Diaries to Nowhere. The Erin Addendum.

i think he’s a guy in this one, see he’s wearing a suit

sighting:

MyHomeVideos, “Halloween”

aw handsome lil guy 🥺

this is how i would also feel going to a 9-5 office job

give the periculum briefcase to the tomakeamends slender man. it’s all he’s been missing to get to work: his suit, hat, and briefcase. this could all be over

the slenderverse can make the most mundane shit—circles with X’s, the color purple, wind chimes, nighttime suburban cul de sacs—some of the most iconic stuff you’ve ever seen, man

boutta start a food fight in the West Observation High School cafeteria and see if any ghosts join in

i was generally kidding but sure someone should give him a face why not there’s no rules

why hasn’t a series given him a face yet. throw a wrench in the whole machine. get em panicked

everymanHYBRID should upload a new video where an unnamed cameraperson places an egg on a random stoop like MLA did. honestly this should be how all the Legacy series end

ok so. slender man gentrification metaphor. white middle class folks dealing with slender man moving into smaller communities and making their monster a problem for the people that live there. some succumb to it, others resist it. guy’s in a suit and tie, for fucks sake

every single wemustcollect atrocity is justified bc i would do all that shit too if my last name was dwight

i don’t think that guy’s last name is really “everyman”

actually wait can we get a slenderverse series about a mail man that unknowingly delivers those cryptic packages to people in a small town haunted by the slender man

dark harvest proves that being a delivery woman is more dangerous than being a cop

ICANSEETHEGIANT missed out on some good aesop fables. consider:

HABIT Notes App Apology Tweet

Beth Kindred Novelty Prank Shop. imagine: ur sold a haunted pair of those glasses with the nose and the mustache; now imagine: they genuinely make slenderman not recognize u

can Virus from Artificial Intolerance infect e-cigarettes? if so i have the beginnings of a redredhat series finale pitch

lookin for a date who will do to me what slenderwoman did to heidi in theoriginfiles (sorry, im sorry)

that fuckin door in the background of the first few MLA’s was asking for it. cmon

MyDarkJournal graphic tee

the slenderverse missed the opportunity to make “roger from tulpaeffect randomly shows up in the background of another series’ video and interrupts the scene by breaking the protag’s recording device” a common crossover trope

everymanHYBRID movie. scored with orchestra covers of the stock music from the first six episodes

call me alice baker how im blue when i look in the mirror, damn 😔

guys will drink poisoned coffee in the past to undo over a decade of unspeakable acts instead of just continuing therapy