David Thomas

So wait, how much am I paying for shit from Canada today?

It’s time to stop being depressed and start doing something. What do we do? Who is organizing?

I understand why Biden’s job approval ratings are down. But why are his likability ratings so low? How do you not like him, however misguided?

Rudy Giuliani is just an endless source of schadenfreude these days.

@bodegacats.bsky.social check it!

Bless your heart, rural NC.

It turns out Barack Obama narrating nature videos is what my life was missing.

Wrapping paper tears so easily now when you’re trying to wrap presents. Thanks, Obama.

The first floor of Macy’s 34th St store should be called the asthma attack floor.

I’m all for calling him “President Musk.” Just because I know it will get under Trump’s skin.

2 days ago, there was a murder in Crown Heights, NYC. You haven’t heard about it because it wasn’t a rich white dude. It is not a priority for the NYPD.

Funny because true.

Walmart's DEI rollback signals a profound shift in the wake of Trump's election victory Walmart’s sweeping rollback of its diversity policies is the strongest indication yet of a profound shift taking hold at U.S. companies that are re-evaluating the legal and political risks associated ...

Friends don’t let friends shop at Walmart. apnews.com/article/walm...

Friends don’t let friends buy Teslas.

Say what you will about Matt Gaetz. His pull out game is on point.

If fluoridated water causes IQ loss, RFK Jr must have had a lot of it.

I think the bromance will last a little longer before it implodes. My bet is 6 months.

How long until Trump and Elon turn on each other?