Chuck!

Then have some new, uncreamed jeans ready for the controller joke after minute 57

Babe, start crankin that hog, because new Defunctland dropped and there’s pretty explicit connections that Disney is responsible for modern ai slop

nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old

Swaggy Fiev forthcoming

Skamikyn might not be ready for the next session, but lawd he comin

- made with Hero Forge This custom tabletop miniature character named , designed on Hero Forge. Hero Forge® is a free-to-use online character creator that empowers you to design and order your own custom miniatures.

Heroforge out here doing legit jump scares when you realize the eyes follow you in preview links www.heroforge.com/load_config%...

Surprise, surprise

Wild to see Ivy League schools co-opt so many queer subcultures as mascots

Glad to be required to come to campus for a job talk for our open Senior Associate of Dean of Research by a candidate who couldn’t be assed to proofread/test their PowerPoint ahead of time.

(It was the year I got my 5 years cancer free check up, defended my doctoral dissertation, and made a really dumb sticker)

Wanting to make a holiday card this year and realizing I will never do anything nearly as funny as my card from 2021.

(slightly worn)

For the record, I’ll supply the plug

It feels like I should get some bites from bowling ball manufacturers for offering $500+ to get a custom made clear acrylic ball with a butt plug in the middle

ok, like out of full transparency. yes i judge you if u still use twitter lol

Animal Crossing is exciting

A real swing and miss with this new Affinity announcement. Canva takes the biggest selling point for many artists using Affinity “We don’t have AI nonsense” and says “But what if we added A BUNCH of AI nonsense!”

Sure makes me glad I bought the old licensed version before they sold it off.

Mineru is cool tho

THEY ADDED THE FUCKING BIRD FROM TEARS OF THE KINGDOM BEFORE DIGBY TO NEW HORIZONS?!?

New art goal: design a Hodag hog for bad dragon

Wait wait wait! You mean to tell me that barely to entirely unregulated sports betting was the real existential threat to all levels of American sports and not a handful of trans athletes? I just can’t believe it! Anyway, sports were neat while we had them lol

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?

anyway that’s why these events are important

The Tennessean out here doing good work to prep folks for tomorrow www.tennessean.com/story/news/l...

At some point I’ll stop falling for the annual cycle of hearing cool internet people that I like say Game Grumps are good now, only to be disappointed after learning they’re still petty wieners, among other things, and maybe turn back the lens and question the cool internet people who say that

Connections is genuinely going to make me cancel my NYT games account

Tuesdays been having some weird energy last few weeks

Just got man-on-the-street interviewed by local news about the boring company in Nashville. Excited to see how it gets chopped up so I look like an Elon dink 🤣

Using Spelling Bee to decide my next business venture, day 1

Just like Christmas