Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

edizzy

they deserve to sit in a corner behind some barrels and talk shit and rib each other and laugh while passing a bottle back and forth the way they hadn't since before ed's beard fully grew in 🥹

the worst part of having a sandwich is when you've eaten it and you miss the sandwich you just ate

i think this is a "dampen lightly before you wrap" situation and not a "towel dry well out of the shower" situation

i got one of those heatless curl foam rod things and oh my hair is never going to dry like this, is it?

this is the tragic, if extremely tasty, sauce of edizzy. They are both metaphorically screaming something at each other, but the other one has no idea what, and half the time (all the times they're trying to tell each other they love each other) they don't even know what it is themselves

This is where I admit I've never seen any of the PotC movies

Someone should make this evil and sexy with Hornigold feeding up pretty young Ed tbh

I do think Ed's mommy issues are underutilized

Conceptually, they sound like my jam, but whenever I have one, I'm always left wishing I had chose a different cookie but I can't quite put my finger on why.

For such a fun name, it is such a disappointing cookie

I have been raw dogging the internet since 2000, I do not need any assistance or guardrails beyond an antivirus and adblock thanks

Walmart run this afternoon and i am remembering to wear my fake ring so i don't get hit on trying to buy 3in1 oil and the big crescent rolls

hee hee hee look at these sad gay old men who i love so much

behind every gay person is a gayer and more evil person but sometimes they have to stand off to the side and maybe on a box or something because the other gay person is too tall

Mmmmhhh hear shaped window
Fast sketch to practice because it was very art material
#OFMD #izzyhands #ourflagmeansdeath

shout out to the folks who like an entire 10 things to share with everyone. couldn't be me, i've never liked anything in my life.

fr. Like "oh izzy's death didn't upset me" good for you whatever, you didn't like the character, it happens. "izzy's death wasn't ableist or otherwise problematic" no, objectively wrong, go to hell, i'm banishing you to the shadow realm

Hornigold x Ed has such a Flavor to it, guy who has thought himself a monster since childhood & guy who *is* a monster finding a brilliant & charismatic but vulnerable young man to mold as he sees fit. Jack is also there,

also not to be like 'hey did you ever read this fic of mine" but i feel like this one is relevant to the conversation archiveofourown.org/works/50289019

I just... bsky.app/profile/bbsl...

Thinking about gravy basket Hornigold copping a feel of Ed while trying to feed him soup again

I like to give them matching horrors that they save each other from, but we just don't do evil things to poor young Ed enough in general tbh.

poor young eddie got traumatized by hornigold letting him fuck izzy as a reward and now he's too scared of how much he still wants izzy to allow himself too close to him ://// too bad izzy doesnt know that and is breaking his own heart thinking he's unwanted

there's no flowers and trees and shit on the ocean (until stupid fucking stede bonnet starts picking up fresh cut arrangements at every port)

but as soon as Izzy sees Ed he, even if Izzy isn't an alpha but especially if he is, is overwhelmed comfort/claim/protect emotions towards Ed and it gives him permission to be softer with Ed and acknowledge the love he has for him

sudden galaxy brain idea of ed getting bitched fixing edizzy. ed runs off and is bitched but things don't work out with whoever he was with and he goes crawling back to Izzy, afraid of what Izzy will think of him now, thinking Izzy will think less of him, won't want to see him

this is why i have to see edizzy as omega4omega because having an alpha would go a long way to fix ed tbh

photo of the northern lights

Like, all year, there's been a fair handful of nights where the northern lights were supposed to be really visible, and I ain't seen shit, and then tonight I step outside and THIS is going on in the damn sky.

christmas magic is real

i knew he'd seen it before but he couldn't remember it so i was like 'okay here you go'