Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

2nding EdIzzy but also I believe you once did EdFrenchie and they were perfect and beautiful and I'd like to see them again

ed subbing for izzy, and when he calls izzy "captain" for the first time, izzy comes in his pants on the spot

and basically everything would've been fixed if izzy dommed ed a little behind closed doors.

i feel like there was a twtfic thread or something about izzy killing all the dudes who dommed ed and ed assuming that izzy thinks less of him and that it is something shameful that he's doing but really izzy just doesn't think it is Safe for ed to be vulnerable

Like a big cat that just needs to cuddle
#ofmd #edizzy #izzyhands #edteach #ourflagmeansdeath

thought too hard about how much izzy loves ed and had to lay down

we talk abt their divorce but it did end up being a til death do us part thing didn’t it

god this show was cooking with edizzy’s marriage

The way I would absolutely in good faith write gb in exchange for some fresh EdIzzy

Internet and phone is fixed and the box in the basement that has been beeping every 12.5 minutes for months will no longer be beeping 🎉

Internet is back, phone service still seems to be out and mom is still hovering around the tech guy!!!

Me, internally screaming: no one likes to be watched while they work, quit bothering the tech guy!!!

Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting on a garden bench with a small tomato

#OFMDollsSummer Also:
"Edward, that's a vegetable."
"Botanically, it's a fruit."

Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes laying in a garden bed of strawberry plants with some small berries red and ripe

#OFMDollsSummer - August 11 - Fruity

Fruits ready to be picked 🍓

Internet out again. But we've got a tech coming in the afternoon when I am awake and other people are around

ellipsus lets you set a password to log in now instead of having to use an emailed code every damn time, but the trouble is i need to get one last emailed code to log in and set a password

I still feel a little bad for Erroll. He was ready to be objectified. He wanted to be the fandom's new sexy old man, but there was simply not enough in the show to make us care.

OLU MY SWEEEET OLU

Also, yes, I have cheese necklaces. I'm from Wisconsin.

Doggy Izzy and Wolf Ed plushes sitting with some string cheese, fresh mozzarella cheese, skyr, and cheddar cheese Pringles

#OFMDollsSummer - August 10 - Cheesy
Ed explaining Girl Dinner to Izzy.
Also: Did you know that skyr, though similar to yogurt, is technically a fresh cheese?

babygirl murder princess ed teach smiling with those disney animation eyes and his hair up in a messy bun that has no business being that hot (our flag means death s2e2)

babygirl murder princess ed teach smiling with those disney animation eyes and his hair up in a messy bun that has no business being that hot (our flag means death s2e2)

she's just a girl 🥰 occasionally a murder princess 👸

heyyyyy 🥰 was someone injured 🥺

Izzy would love to partake of some award winning cheesy goodness, but his tummy doth protest. 🧀
#OFMDdollsSummer

cropped ao3 screenshot showing 17 Works in Blackbeard | Edward Teach Cries During Sex

damn gang we gotta bump up these numbers imo

I suggested a video game, but she declined to play Mario Superstars Baseball for the Gamecube and tbh I don't think I could free the ps2 from where it is hooked up to my TV to bring it out to the living room to play anything else

I appreciate the caveat of "independently" because you know Ed saddles Izzy with a labubu and he clips that shit to something and guards it with his life because Ed gave it to him

Mom brought up playing a board/card game, but our entire game collection is 1) Snardvark (30 year old children's game), 2) Exploding Kittens and 3) Llamas with Hats: Hungry for Hands

Lrt dammit now i want culvers

Teeny Izzy looks distressingly at a giant pile of cheese curds.

#OFMDollsSummer that face when the cheese curd is almost as big as you are 🥺🧀

"Just pick something you like" first of all, I have never liked anything ever in my life