Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring

Monday will be here so, so soon. And the mods give themselves a full week on the calendar (and good for them not making themselves stress about doing it ASAP), but I looked back at last year's emails, and they had the first round of matching done within 48 hours of the writer submissions closing

i have to shut my window before i go to bed because the temp is going to drop before i get up in the morning, but it is still like 55F and gently raining and it is so nice rn.

#ofmdart

It’s mechanical almost, the way Izzy shoves down his sweats and Ed settles on his knees between Izzy’s legs. Ed needs it, and it isn’t like Izzy doesn’t want it, so Izzy lets it happen. It’ll be good to clear both of their heads. It might be the last time they do this. They’re both looking for new places, and once they move out, they can just talk to each other through the lawyers, see each other at mediation and court dates, no more need for stilted conversation at the breakfast table and dispassionate sex because no matter how they feel about each other after so many years, they’re still there physically, still know the best way to get each other off, so they just keep letting it happen. Instinctually, Izzy almost reminds Ed to mind his knee. It’s been better than a decade since Ed fucked it up, and he still never puts a pillow under it to begin with, never shifts his weight without Izzy’s disaproving tut or outright order to take care of himself to remind him. But Ed isn’t going to be Izzy’s problem anymore in a few weeks, and he has to learn to take care of himself sometime or spend the rest of his life with his knee creaking and popping and aching the way it does after he comes home from doing this for other men in dingy bathrooms. Maybe it would be good for Ed to hurt. Izzy bites his lip and says nothing as Ed takes his length into his mouth. Ed chokes himself on Izzy, like he’s trying to punish himself for something, only seems to pull back enough to take a breath when Izzy grips his silvery curls and physically pulls him away. It’s intense, the way having the full focus of Edward Teach always is, and as hard as Izzy tries to make it

last, pulling Ed back, digging his nails into his tensed muscle where his free hand rests just above where Ed’s fights to keep his thighs spread, it is almost embarrassingly soon that Izzy comes. Even once he’s finished, Izzy has to fight to pull Ed away from him, to keep him from continuing his attentions past the point of pleasure. It’s then that he looks at Ed’s face, wet with spit and snot and tears, but Ed’s eyes continue to shine more than if he were just well used, a sob welling up from Ed’s throat before he crumples and buries his face against Izzy’s thigh. “Eddie?” Izzy asks, half frantic, petting Ed’s hair now rather than pulling it as Ed muffles a wail against his skin. It takes a moment for Ed to pull himself together enough to speak, although the words he manages are shaky, rough and caught in sobs. “My knee… It’s really over, isn’t it?” As soon as Ed mentions his knee, Izzy is pulling Ed up off the floor, settling him half in his lap so the joint isn’t strained and he can get a hand on it to massage it. He stops when Ed’s tears intensify, but that just makes Ed sob harder, burying his face against Izzy’s neck and leaving him incredibly confused. “What the fuck are you on about, Edward?” “I know we… we’re ending things… but I thought you still… you still cared… maybe you still loved me…” Ed croaks out when he can speak, “But you didn’t bitch about my knee like you always do!”

A fresh round of sobs begins again as Ed blurts out the last sentence, and Izzy can’t help but feel tears well in his own eyes at that. He does a better job of keeping himself pulled together though, cupping the back of Ed’s head and rubbing soothing circles at the base of his skull as he kisses the side of Ed’s face. “I still love you.” he assures. Ed pulls back just enough to look at Izzy’s face at that. “You do?” “Of course I do,” Izzy huffs, impossibly fond, “Twat.” A question remains in Ed’s eyes, and Izzy continues, “Tried to make myself not care. We’re getting a fucking divorce, Edward. You’re not mine to care about anymore.” “I want you to,” Ed scrambles to say, pleading as he brings his hands up to cup Izzy’s face, looks into Izzy’s shining eyes. “I need you, Iz. To care about me. To love me. I know I’ve been shit, but I love you. I don’t want to lose you. We can stay together, try again, Iz, yeah?” Izzy nods as Ed’s face blurs through the tears in his eyes. “Yeah, Eddie,” he manages, leaning in to speak against Ed’s lips, “We can try.”

possessed by the spirit of edizzy inventing love again here

A bit of smut of them?
#ofmd #ofmdnsfw #edizzy #izzyhands

Why are there half a dozen [I'm actually too far away to see if they are nuthatches or bluebirds, but they are some sort of bird that is Blue and Red] on the fence? There's like 8 squirrels running around. I saw a chipmunk!

it is rainy but beautiful out and there is All The Wildlife outside my window.

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i shouldn't have been a coward who left an open ending when i wrote my edizzy gloryhole fic. this is the romance they deserve.

ed and izzy are kissing through the gloryhole

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The auction hasn't even been open for 2 hours and the Lone Wolf bunnies have already been snapped up

this is how gentlescribe can win because lucius is one of the only verses/tops that man knows

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my friend is looking at wedding venues, and they're going for a woodsy lodge theme (or I think less "going for" and more "this is what is available in the area they're doing it" so they're leaning into it), and i'm just waiting for one of them to have a chantlerlier (antler chandelier)

They say the Buy Now stuff goes quick, so you might want to be on top of things if you want your own surprise Lone Wolf. There are only 5 of them! (I ran out of yarn)

Until 1.7 comes, then I will have a beautiful desert wife (on a new save. I could never leave my sweet poet and our two creepy children)

yes, i always marry Elliot, he is the ONLY motherfucker who is nice to you from the start and therefore the only one deserving of my love.

screenshot of my character + husband Elliott at The Summit in Stardew Valley

'Finished' Stardew Valley.

Yeah, there are more of certain enzymes(? or something like that) in iceberg compared to other lettuces that are harder to digest. My tummy doesn't really like most lettuces but iceberg is definitely the worst of them

me eating a giant taco salad feat. iceberg lettuce (The Tummy Hurting Leaf): surely i will not regret this later (:

Con O'Neill naked in bedrooms and hallways

a piece of art

the thing about having short hair is that is about a thousand times more work than having long hair, somehow

screenshot of the new phasmophobia tanglewood map rework featuring the dog bowls in the dining room, which have the name Izzy on them

i can never escape

You want a Stun Whale keychain

Build mode screenshot from The Sims (2000)

You can only pick one

i need to find my sticker book