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@kblitzy.bsky.social

reformed BSN/RN turned pharma shill. buckeye MPH student. wifey to Blitzy. mama to the Blitzlets and FauxBlitzKid. member of Buckeye Nation. opinions are mine and mine alone. “the music dance experience is officially cancelled.” https://linktr.ee/k_blitzy

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ummmmm hi! me and @blitz-y.bsky.social

21.02.2026 02:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THAT IS AMAZING.

kinda like when i was in college and after we came home from the bars, we were watching Springer and a girl from high school was a guest, so i ran over to my besties’ dorm at 2am to make them watch with me.

21.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the twin mom group used to post when they had old car seats to give away for the Target trade-in deal. of course, we’re so lazy that there are literally 4 car seats in our storage room collecting dust. 🤦🏻‍♀️

19.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Will you look at that, the English arrested a disgraced ex-prince and the Koreans sentenced a seditious ex-president to life in prison. Huh. Wow

19.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 203    🔁 45    💬 4    📌 1
19.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

we peopled today!

15.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Magnesium Oxide 400mg

12.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I made chili tonight too! (No pics though)🤷🏻‍♀️

08.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Endorse

08.02.2026 04:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
griffin, the blitz-pup, asleep on my arm as i attempt to type on my computer.

griffin, the blitz-pup, asleep on my arm as i attempt to type on my computer.

i would like to file a grievance. i cannot continue to work in these conditions.

28.01.2026 17:46 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I LOVE THIS SASS!!!! proud of you!!!

28.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey @blitz-y.bsky.social you forgot the part where it felt like we walked in to a scene from “mean girls”. like OMG SHE IS SO A ‘PICK-ME’ GIRL or OMG THIS SONG SLAYS (purposely written in all caps bc 11 yr olds ALWAYS. YELL.)

25.01.2026 04:34 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
the blitzlets

the blitzlets

y’all. today is the blitzlets 11th birthday. @blitz-y.bsky.social and i are unwell. time goes by too fast. 🥹

17.01.2026 21:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

that’s the plan, buddy!

12.01.2026 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy first day of spring semester!!! (aka my final semester of grad school) #mph #publichealth #buckeyeforlife

12.01.2026 16:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A stupid, racists, misogynistic tweet

A stupid, racists, misogynistic tweet

A picture of a white man and his hispanic wife

A picture of a white man and his hispanic wife

"a wife's assimiliation to her husband's culture"

Excuse me ma'am, is this man colonizing you?

11.01.2026 04:42 — 👍 356    🔁 33    💬 40    📌 26
me and my four best friends from nursing school. medical college of ohio (now university of toledo), bsn class of 1999

me and my four best friends from nursing school. medical college of ohio (now university of toledo), bsn class of 1999

surprise 50th bday party for my nursing school besties! there’s almost 30 yrs of friendship in this picture. loves, losses, marriages, divorce, babies, job/career changes, interstate moves, health scares - we’ve been through it all.

11.01.2026 06:08 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

never want the 1st round bye.

01.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No, but I will collaborate and listen

27.12.2025 13:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

never in my wildest dreams did i ever think @blitz-y.bsky.social and i would be with our 10 year old daughters, listening to a cover band play led zeppelin at disney world on christmas vacation

27.12.2025 00:21 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
the blitzies at disney world

the blitzies at disney world

merry christmas from our family to yours!

25.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we are going to see my mom for dinner since we will be gone for Xmas this week. hoping she remembers @blitz-y.bsky.social’s name this time. we’ve only been married for 11 years. she is 89 years old, so i’ll give her a pass. 🤷🏻‍♀️

21.12.2025 19:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do i have the unicorn husband? we are 5 days out from our trip (2 days if you count our quick trip home for Blitzmas) and he has already commented on emptying out the fridge and package delivery.

look at that, @blitz-y.bsky.social - you get a gold star today! 🌟

17.12.2025 14:51 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

for. real. i am almost twice her age and she has more wrinkles than i do.

17.12.2025 00:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am so excited for you!!! my son lives only 20 mins away now, but i still get so excited when all 3 of my kids are together under one roof. ❤️

14.12.2025 17:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you’ve been trained well

14.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if @blitz-y.bsky.social ever says i am hard to shop for, we are going to have some words…

11.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s your color! show it off!

i, on the other hand, do not look good in pink.

11.12.2025 15:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

omg Morty I LOVE YOU

11.12.2025 13:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

thank you!

10.12.2025 20:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0