Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212

Dave Matthews Band bus incident Article Talk Dave Matthews Band's tour bus stopping at the Kinzie Street Bridge to empty its blackwater tank On August 8, 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped an estimated 800 pounds (360 kg) of human waste from the bus's blackwater tank through the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago onto an open-top passenger sightseeing boat sailing in the Chicago River below. The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident! or Poopgate. 2]

Happy 21st anniversary to the Dave Matthews Band poop incident en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...

this was truly peak television

(seeing the president wandering around on the roof while the economy adds 3 jobs per month amid weekly pedophilia revelations) time to sign a billion dollar settlement with this man

Sunset

Couple of Sand Hill Cranes

Birds in a tree in front of setting sun

Blue heron strutting in the water

Montezuma Wildlife Refuge

[reaching the end of my rope] damn i wish there was more of this stuff

On one hand, nobody is special. But on the other hand, everybody is. Holding these two truths at the same time is important and good, but it's even more crucial that they're held in their correct hands. If you hold either one of those truths in the wrong hand, that's when shit really goes awry.

Amazon Union Leader Chris Smalls Detained & Beaten by IDF, But US Media Ignores It This week, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) boarded the Handala, a ship associated with the Flotilla Freedom Coalition, that was attempting to reach Gaza with supplies for starving Palestinians. The ID...

Despite Smalls being profiled by every major US publications, no major US outlet has written anything about his beating or detention.

Our labor publications look at why paydayreport.com/amazon-union...

stop yelling at me

hot take: I actually think that sometimes tone policing is fine

The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

I don't like to speak badly of people. I have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face. -Andre the Giant

Curious how many Democrats would vote for the actual literal devil if he ran against Trump. Like I'm talking straight up obvious actual literal Satan -- red face, horns, forked tongue, goes by "Lucifer T. Devil," sets people on fire, etc. Have any Dem consultants looked into this???

Holy shit. I've perused a LOT of Big Dog Brand shirts in my life, but I hadn't seen one just straight up condoning murder before. This seems like an exciting new direction for them.

A delightful family of swans, gliding across a pond.

Family of swans waddling upon the shore.

A red headed woodpecker, with its extremely red head peaking through the leaves.

A dragonfly resting on a dead reed.

Sam gave me his old camera so now you have to suffer these from me

Texas has spent nearly $150M bussing migrants to 'sanctuary' cities: report The state of Texas has spent nearly $150 million bussing illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities such as New York, Chicago and Washington, D.C., since April 2022.

I wonder how many Early Warning systems $150 million could pay for? www.foxnews.com/us/texas-spe...

the phrase “the American century of humiliation” immediately burned a permanent mark on my brain and now it is the lens through which i will view the rest of my life

Child of Omelas? That’s thinking too small. What if like eight billion people suffered so a few dozen guys could live lives so insane they convinced themselves it’s more likely they’re inside a computer simulation

The thing about the Diddy verdict and the budget bill is that you can and should take both of them seriously. Powerful men getting away with violence isn’t a distraction from Trump and his administration. It’s the same thing powered by the same rhetoric and logic of abuse

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I feel like some of you just really aren't impressed enough by this incredible achievement????

for two whole days in a row, I have not used my phone to play Balatro until 5pm after I finished all my work

This looks like a pleading post looking for someone to adopt an unsuccessful baseball player before he is put down

An ad for rayban meta glasses with some celebrities looming over and peering into the camera

This ad asks: do you want to be the bug being examined by ominously bespectacled henchmen, or do you want to be one of the henchmen?

dude. you're so fucking right actually ...

More people should try to distinguish between what is an "inside problem" versus what is an "outside problem"

I don't know that guy and have no dog in the fight but this seems like a strangely uncharitable read of what he's written.

Sick and tired of being a heterotroph. People think subsistence farming is an insufficient political response for the crisis we're facing for all the wrong reasons, smdh.

I think about this guy every single time I get addicted to a new game, and I like to believe that he's at peace knowing that I've learned from him.

Broke: calling people "hetero" as an insult based on their sexuality

Woke: calling people "hetero" as an insult based in their inability to photo/chemosynthesize

the joker would be so much more at peace if he procured his own slot machine