Mars

I'm important at work, someone kill me

Chef at work keeps giving me leftover food, it's taking everything I have not to make a joke about being the kitchen's dog eating scraps

Art based Game show idea:
Judges panel of equal himes and fujos
Contestants compete in 3 rounds
Round one- draw yuri couple as genderbent yaoi
Round two- draw yaoi couple as yuri
Round three- draw het couple genderbent whichever way you prefer

"free" isn't even romantic to me
He's a guy who's drowning and someone offered him a life raft.
He doesn't care about her as a person, only a chance to escape his torment.
A chance he ABUSES for his own benefit.

Simply cannot understand rujinu shippers
Like jinu?
The guy whose plan from the moment he realises who she is, is to intentionally feed her shame over *her birth* to drive her to suicide?
The guy who carried out that plan to completion?
That's her soulmate in your eyes?

a doll was wearing dog ears and a fanny pack with 'bottom' at the rave - girl we already know

New phone who this? Let's see how this goes 💚

knots

"Sorry, we're not considering sending you your money 🥰"

U 2 so pretty....

My lady, may I pledge my sword to thee?

Finalizado!! #KPOPDEMONHUNTERS #zoemira

And I'm back on my bs

#kpopdemonhunters #huntrix #fanart

head with the thought "I think you're cool and I'd love to chat and be friends with you" and an arrow pointing to the mouth, which is producing a speech bubble saying *silently interacts with dozens and dozens of your posts*

reposting this old meme i made for twitter. for no particular reason

Just learned about the wow community having the word "slutmog" and holy fuck that's an incredible word
Like yeah bitch I'm slutmogging everyone at the club rn

The idea that every time you die in an fps game is because of some 15 year old cracked out on 300mg of adderal is so stupid.
You suck
You just suck.
That's it.
Focus on not sucking.
Or don't! You could also just have fun while sucking.
God knows I do

the world is scary right now with so much happening but im so lucky to have friends that are such lights in my life 🥰& i got to see some friends i havent in a while over the weekend, which makes me really happy <3 music events are so cozy 🫶

Excited to spin viz for @tsurugiii.bsky.social tonight at this very cool venue from @xiavrc.com and @sarahqt.bsky.social. Getting dark and goopy on Friday the 13th

Me heaving the last load in and finishing strapping down: "Well, that's not going anywhere any time soon"

My gf barely cognizant after her 5th orgasm: "Whuh?..."

Right now I'm back into some old classics! Rimworld and Soda Dungeon

Cooked up some goopy & intricate looks for this one, excited to share 🌀💫

My most played on steam are these 3, I love em so much and get so lost in them hahaha
BIG shoutout to minecraft too, it might even be my most played

My first games were Lego Star Wars 1 & 2! I played them through so many times with my siblings for years.
And they're still peak

Indie games ofc are a different beast, but overall they should cost more than they do now too

"OMG why tf is [game] $100??? That's way too expensive!!!"
If you're not willing to spend $100 on a AAA game then you're just buying shit games

It's okay! Ofc we wanna see you, but if you cant that's okay too!
One of the things I super love gren for is sometimes we'll just say to each other "I don't wanna do (thing we planned) for no specific reason" and we're always fine with that!
It's nice to be comfortable enough to just cancel shit <3

Just moved and my mum asks if my cat is the only pet in the house....

No dogs allowed sign at the voting booth...... I'm getting fined....