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๐Ÿฉต left-leaning, funny, ironic and gone in 5 seconds โ€” just like your attention span

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Mrs. MAHA Is Staying Married...and Releasing a Memoir โ€œI donโ€™t think thereโ€™s any point to going through every rumor and headline to try to defend or explain it,โ€ Hines told the Wall Street Journal of her marriage to RFK Jr.

๐Ÿ˜‘ shes such a disappointment

www.jezebel.com/mrs-maha-is-...

14.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“œ maga: the ten commandments are open to our interpretation

14.08.2025 01:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gavin Newsom Says California Will Redraw Its โ€˜BEAUTIFUL MAPSโ€™ In Hilarious All-Caps Post Mocking Trump Gov. Gavin Newsom hilariously informed โ€œDONALD โ€˜TACOโ€™ TRUMPโ€ that heโ€™s going to fight back against his gerrymandering scheme in Texas.

๐Ÿค” "weird" didnt work too well for walz, "small hands" didnt work for rubio, so will "taco" win over independents?

Newsom Says California Will Redraw Its โ€˜BEAUTIFUL MAPSโ€™ In All-Caps Post Mocking Trump
www.huffpost.com/entry/gavin-...

14.08.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wall Street Journal Gives Trump A Stern Warning The Rupert Murdoch-owned newspaper urges the president's pick to lead the Bureau of Labor Statistics to "take off his MAGA hat."

โšพ๏ธ when it comes to trump, everyone plays softball

Wall Street Journal Gives Trump A Stern Warning
www.huffpost.com/entry/wall-s...

14.08.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Kim Davis, Trump and MAGA's self-appointed guardian of โ€œtraditional marriage"

She's been married 4 times to 3 men.

She had twins with husband #3 while still married to husband #1

This bigamous pos is using "religious freedom" to strip marriage rights from the rest of us.

13.08.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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UPDATE: Tennessee Republican state Senator Ken Yager, who made national news for his hit-and-run DUI in Georgia where he pissed his pants during his sobriety testโ€ฆ just got let off with โ€œsupervised probationโ€

He is still the chair of the TN Senate GOP caucus ๐Ÿ˜•

13.08.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1197    ๐Ÿ” 532    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57

Heโ€™s a bright point right now.

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a much different historical reference popped into my head

12.08.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fighting for trumps affection ๐Ÿ˜

13.08.2025 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump: most handsome contest is on, 4 pm behind the gym

13.08.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

central casting ๐ŸŽฌ

13.08.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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All I have to say is,

Thank you for your attention to this matter! ๐Ÿคช

#ONEV1
#Pinks ๐ŸŒธ
#BlueSkyVets
#Voices4Victory

13.08.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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this guy?

13.08.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Administration Seizes Editorial Power Over Smithsonian Museum Exhibits The institution's American history museum, natural history museum, African American history museum and American Indian museum are all affected.

๐Ÿ–ผ trump: this piece will look great at maralago

Trump Administration Seizes Editorial Power Over Smithsonian Museum Exhibits
www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

13.08.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maga: eating is woke

12.08.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you are National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline.

There is support. You donโ€™t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487

08.06.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15755    ๐Ÿ” 9155    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 180    ๐Ÿ“Œ 344
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We must insist the Supreme Court protect voting rights and democracy. In 2015-17, I litigated and won 4 redistricting cases in the Supreme Court. In the last few years my firm has litigated two others in the Court and won both.

Don't give in to the cynics. When we fight we can win!

12.08.2025 22:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16095    ๐Ÿ” 5061    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 357    ๐Ÿ“Œ 168

maybe poster meant EPSTEIN

12.08.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if it takes creating a second temporary account to reach support, then do that

12.08.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Texas AG Ken Paxton Asks Judge To Put Beto O'Rourke 'Behind Bars' "[H]e still thinks heโ€™s above the law, so Iโ€™m working to put him behind bars," the Texas attorney general said.

if you cant beat em, jail em ...

Ken Paxton Wants Beto O'Rourke Jailed Over Continued Fundraising For Walkout
www.huffpost.com/entry/ken-pa...

12.08.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the seemingly unaffected (for now) crowd

12.08.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever folks say things like "It will be better after midterms", I just think about how there are literally a group of legislators on the lam in other states with the threat of a felony arrest for exercising the full use of their tools as legislators to prevent a national rigging of power.

12.08.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 734    ๐Ÿ” 173    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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US Attorney Jeanine Pirro: "I'm not going to bore you with the facts."

12.08.2025 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5023    ๐Ÿ” 1236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1177    ๐Ÿ“Œ 377
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Hopefully, very soon, someone will tell us when to be there!

12.08.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Leavitt: "The president is very honored and looks forward to hosting President Putin on American soil."

12.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 139    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 293    ๐Ÿ“Œ 94

credibility for a murderous thug

12.08.2025 19:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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